'''DEAR ADMINS: YOU DIDN'T LISTEN AND YOU FORCED US TO'''
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We had offered to stop the raiding on the Lego Wiki since it was never our main target, we know what happened to the Pepper Roni page originally, and if this time you unlock the Pepper Roni page, we will go away for a week, only slightly vandalise it which you can always revert as you have already done. What would you rather do, revert 100+ pages or revert 1?
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- Church of Pizaz.
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{{Rating|1}} because he's the best
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{{Minifigure
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|Title = JarJar Binks
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|Title = Pepper Roni
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|Image = Jar_Jar_9499.png
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|Image = PPPEPPEPEXOPAKOPDS.PNG
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|Theme = [[Island Xtreme Stunts]]
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|Theme =''[[Star Wars]]''{{si}}''[[Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace|Episode I: The Phantom Menace]]''
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|Accessories = Ultimate Swag
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|Variations = Original design<br />[[2011]] redesign
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|Variations = None, he is unique
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|Accessories =Black [[Part 4497]]<br />Booma {{C|Two}} with Booma holder<br/>[[Shield]]
[[853414 LEGO® Star Wars™ Magnet Set: Jar Jar Binks, V-Wing Pilot and Wicket]]
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'''Pepper Roni''' is the ultimate badass and a god damn savage, this delivery boi is a prophet of the church of pizaz who delivers pizzas and no matter how many times you admins remove this page we will strike back, He is a skateboard pro who can't read or spell very well, however he is surprisingly great at doing meth. Because of his poor literature ability, he was deported back to Mexico.
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'''Jar Jar Binks''' is a [[Star Wars]] ''[[Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace|Episode I: The Phantom Menace]]'' [[minifigure]] released in [[1999]].
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Oh yeah the poor fucker's also adopted because [[Bologna Roni]] was shanked in a dark alleyway by the local chav, [[The Brickster]], and his mom was the local lego prostitute. So [[Mama Brickolini|Mama and]] [[Papa Brickolini|Papa Dumbass]] decided to adopt him, cause they needed a cute delivery boy.
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== Description ==
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==Lego Island Games==
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=== [[5731 LEGO Island|LEGO Island]] ===
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Jar Jar's most recent variant has dark grey unprinted legs, and a printed tan torso. The torso is printed with a tan vest, and a grey shirt. Attached to the torso, he has unprinted nougat arms and hands. Jar Jar has a specially-moulded tan head, with a long jaw and mouth, and yellow eyes on stocks protruding from its top. He has very large ears, which go all the way down the back of his torso. This obscures all of the back of his torso except for a small portion at the bottom of back, where a grey sash is visible. His ears are printed with flecks of dark orange.
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1997 and 2001 is when the best games ever released came out, Lego Island and Lego Island 2. Portal what? Half-Life who? Basically Lego Island 1 is a fucking mess let me tell you, it starts with you filling out these shitty races, but you can only access the main story of the game as Pepper Roni, cause this is before the SJW age and nobody would get triggered over [[Mama Brickolini|a female]] not being able to make it to the main story.
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Basically once you make it to the main story, you have to deliver a pizza to the [[Brickster]], even tho the sign says no pizza you fucking retard. You give him the pizza, and the Bricksters melts the cell lock and hijacks the police helicopter. The police shortly arrive and instead of getting your ass arrested for freeing the only criminal in Lego Island, the police simply doesn't give a shit because this means they can finally get off their lazy ass and do their job. Which is not what they do, they send a illiterate child to stop the Brickster, which he somehow has enough brain cells to do.
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[[File:fucking_dank.png|thumb|284x284px|'''''you better fucking let him in''''']]
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=== [[5774 LEGO Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge|LEGO Island 2]] ===
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The original version of Jar Jar was fairly similar to the current version, but with altered printing and coloration. His legs are gray, and his torso featured a slightly different printing with nothing on the back. His arms were unprinted tan, as was his head.
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In Lego Island 2 he's back, and he still can't fucking read even though it's been 4 god damn years between games, his adoptive parents once again gives Pepper the task of delivering a pizza to the jailed Brickster. However Pepper Roni is in his emo phase, and kills his adoptive parents as they confiscated his skateboard, then he went on a school shooting with the Brickster, but he didn't become an hero like Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris.
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He should've had a life sentence for wiping out his school, but since that he's the only one that can be bothered to save the island from the Brickster (basically rendering the police useless), [[Laura Brick]] just tells Pepper not to do it again.
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[[File:don't mess with pepper.jpg|thumb|284x284px|'''''was delivering a pizza so fucking hard?''''']]
In ''[[LEGO Star Wars: The Video Game]]'', Jar Jar's appearance is based upon the likeness of his first minifigure. He has the ability to perform a melee attack and can super jump, allowing him to reach locations in levels that characters with a standard double-jump cannot reach. The same Jar Jar is present in ''[[LEGO Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy]]'' when save data is present from the original ''LEGO Star Wars'' game and "Use Old Save" is purchased, and also in ''[[LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga]]''. In these games, Jar Jar has the same abilities as before, but can also build objects. In ''[[LEGO Star Wars III: The Clone Wars]]'', Jar Jar has the same legs and torso as [[Nahdar Vebb]], except with tan coloured hands. He retains the same abilities as in the previous games, except he can now attack in the form of punches. In portable versions, "Jar Jar (Bombad)" is also a playable character.
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Pepper is now a teenager, and is an Avid User of Methamphetamine, as his adopted mother told him that being addicted is good for your eyes. Unlike the first two game's Pepper is now a silent hero due to his Vietnam flashback, but can say full exclamations when doing stunt work. And the Brickster is free again because the police in this island have a total of 1 whole brain cell. He tries to kill Pepper during filming and nobody seems to give a shit.
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Pepper Roni still doesn't know that he is adopted, but then again he can't read.
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== Background ==
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Though originally banished from Otoh Gunga by [[Boss Nass]], Jar Jar was later assigned general of the Gungan Grand Army during the Battle of the Grassy Plains. This happened because he helped to bring the Gungans and the Human population of Naboo together. Being clumsy, he had made his way on board a starship with [[Qui-Gon Jinn]], [[Obi-Wan Kenobi]], [[Padmé Naberrie|Queen Amidala]], and others. After escaping the Trade Federation blockade, and landing on Tatooine, he was present during the Podrace in which [[Anakin Skywalker]] won himself, and those on-board the ship, a passage to Coruscant.
* Pepper's full name is a pun on the pizza topping ''pepperroni''. (Really we couldn't figure that out by ourselves)
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* Pepper and the Brickster rank 5th in Encyclopedia Dramatica's FPS Co-op High Score.
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* Pepper, along with the [[Infomaniac]], and [[Sky Lane]] are fucking dumb.
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* He may appear in the set How to kill yourself with drugs, as the minifigure in that set has the same head and the same pants color as the Holy Pepper, this is known as an impostor, or maybe Meth took a toll.
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* Pepper's eyes are blue in his first appearence, but in [[LEGO Island 2]] they were changed to black. But they are still blue in the opening and ending movie. In [[Island Xtreme Stunts]] they remain black. A fact that nobody gives a fuck about.
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* Despite being ''the'' main character of the [[LEGO Island]] trilogy, there is little knowledge of any of Pepper's family, aside from their names because of the Brickster shanking them.
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* He was taught how to do meths [[File:puper_reno.png|thumb|220x220px]]by [[Laura Brick]], as he shot up his school.
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* Pepper is quite dumb, this can be proven not just by the fact that he can't read, but by the fact that he let the Brickster free TWICE under the same circumstances of giving him a pizza.
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== Appearance ==
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Jar Jar, on behalf of Padmé, proposed giving [[Palpatine|Chancellor Palpatine]] powers for the creation of a [[Clone Trooper|Clone]] army. This led to the beginning of the [[Star Wars: The Clone Wars|Clone Wars.]] During the wars, he acted as a Jedi to try to reclaim Padmé on Rodia. He was also caught in a virus bomb laboratory with [[Ahsoka Tano]], [[Captain Rex]], and Padmé. He was later made representative of Naboo, and was the first Gungan to represent his people. Jar Jar has a big family of Gungan relatives.
* Jar Jar Binks was one of the first [[minifigure]]s to have a uniquely moulded head piece along with [[C-3PO]].
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* His [[2012]] torso printing is nearly identical to the [[1999]] version, with a few small changes in coloration.
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* He is one of only three Gungan [[minifigure]]s ever produced, the one being [[Captain Tarpals]] and the other being a generic [[Gungan Warrior]].
== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
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<gallery>
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<gallery captionalign="left">
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pepper_pig.png|There can only be one Pepper.
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Jar Jar LEGO Star Wars III.png|From [[LEGO Star Wars III: The Clone Wars]]
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END_MY_SUFFERING.png|Pepper's back!
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New old jar jar.png|Comparison of Original to New Jar Jar Binks (Front)
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pepper roni vs tord.png|The battle of the ages
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New old jar jar-2.png|Comparison of Original to New Jar Jar Binks (Back)
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magical.png|Pepper Roni's magical, no question.
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Back of Jar jar.png|The back of the 2011 redesigned Jar Jar
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fuhrer pepper.jpg|A born leader of men.
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Jar Jar1.png|Jar Jar with a [http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Booma Booma] Canister
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Jar Jar Bombad Bounty.jpg|Jar Jar in ''[[LEGO Star Wars: Bombad Bounty]]''
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jar jar blog1.jpg|Jar Jar with a snake and a scorpion
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jar jar blog2.jpg|Jar Jar leading the Gungans
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jar jar padawan menace.png|From LEGO Star Wars: The Padawan Menace
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== See Also ==
== See Also ==
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*[[GunganWarrior]]
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*[[Mama Brickolini]]
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*[[BossNass]]
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*[[Papa Brickolini]]
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*[[Yoda]]
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*[[Hotpot Brickolini]]
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*[[Rosie Brickolini]]
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* [[Rhys]]{{SWfigs}}{{De|Jar Jar Binks}}
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*[[Bologna Roni]]
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{{Fr|Jar Jar Binks}}
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*[[Brickster|the Brickster]]
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{{Nl|Jar Jar Binks}}
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*meths recipe
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*2001 Lego Island High School Massacre
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Revision as of 17:10, 3 August 2017
DEAR ADMINS: YOU DIDN'T LISTEN AND YOU FORCED US TO
We had offered to stop the raiding on the Lego Wiki since it was never our main target, we know what happened to the Pepper Roni page originally, and if this time you unlock the Pepper Roni page, we will go away for a week, only slightly vandalise it which you can always revert as you have already done. What would you rather do, revert 100+ pages or revert 1?
- Church of Pizaz.
Pepper Roni is the ultimate badass and a god damn savage, this delivery boi is a prophet of the church of pizaz who delivers pizzas and no matter how many times you admins remove this page we will strike back, He is a skateboard pro who can't read or spell very well, however he is surprisingly great at doing meth. Because of his poor literature ability, he was deported back to Mexico.
Oh yeah the poor fucker's also adopted because Bologna Roni was shanked in a dark alleyway by the local chav, The Brickster, and his mom was the local lego prostitute. So Mama andPapa Dumbass decided to adopt him, cause they needed a cute delivery boy.
1997 and 2001 is when the best games ever released came out, Lego Island and Lego Island 2. Portal what? Half-Life who? Basically Lego Island 1 is a fucking mess let me tell you, it starts with you filling out these shitty races, but you can only access the main story of the game as Pepper Roni, cause this is before the SJW age and nobody would get triggered over a female not being able to make it to the main story.
Basically once you make it to the main story, you have to deliver a pizza to the Brickster, even tho the sign says no pizza you fucking retard. You give him the pizza, and the Bricksters melts the cell lock and hijacks the police helicopter. The police shortly arrive and instead of getting your ass arrested for freeing the only criminal in Lego Island, the police simply doesn't give a shit because this means they can finally get off their lazy ass and do their job. Which is not what they do, they send a illiterate child to stop the Brickster, which he somehow has enough brain cells to do.
In Lego Island 2 he's back, and he still can't fucking read even though it's been 4 god damn years between games, his adoptive parents once again gives Pepper the task of delivering a pizza to the jailed Brickster. However Pepper Roni is in his emo phase, and kills his adoptive parents as they confiscated his skateboard, then he went on a school shooting with the Brickster, but he didn't become an hero like Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris.
He should've had a life sentence for wiping out his school, but since that he's the only one that can be bothered to save the island from the Brickster (basically rendering the police useless), Laura Brick just tells Pepper not to do it again.
Pepper is now a teenager, and is an Avid User of Methamphetamine, as his adopted mother told him that being addicted is good for your eyes. Unlike the first two game's Pepper is now a silent hero due to his Vietnam flashback, but can say full exclamations when doing stunt work. And the Brickster is free again because the police in this island have a total of 1 whole brain cell. He tries to kill Pepper during filming and nobody seems to give a shit.
Pepper Roni still doesn't know that he is adopted, but then again he can't read.
Notes
Pepper's full name is a pun on the pizza topping pepperroni. (Really we couldn't figure that out by ourselves)
Pepper and the Brickster rank 5th in Encyclopedia Dramatica's FPS Co-op High Score.
He may appear in the set How to kill yourself with drugs, as the minifigure in that set has the same head and the same pants color as the Holy Pepper, this is known as an impostor, or maybe Meth took a toll.
Pepper's eyes are blue in his first appearence, but in LEGO Island 2 they were changed to black. But they are still blue in the opening and ending movie. In Island Xtreme Stunts they remain black. A fact that nobody gives a fuck about.
Despite being the main character of the LEGO Island trilogy, there is little knowledge of any of Pepper's family, aside from their names because of the Brickster shanking them.
Pepper is quite dumb, this can be proven not just by the fact that he can't read, but by the fact that he let the Brickster free TWICE under the same circumstances of giving him a pizza.
