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LEGO DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League: Mi Amore Hofferson is a DC Comics animated film based on Astrid and Hiccup's growing relationship. This marks the first appearances of the main cast of Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu Kai, Nya, Jay, Zane, Cole and Lloyd.
It's a special moment for the Justice League: the birthday of Batman, and his gift being a well-earned vacation! When Batgirl and Nightwing take Batman on a trip to the Archipelago – literally – to spend his final days with the Dragon Riders, it's up to the Justice League to keep Gotham City crime-free. But neither situation proves to be a "vacation" as the Bat-trio encounters the Dragon Riders' arch-nemesis, and the Justice League discovers just how busy Batman is on a regular basis, upon a massive breakout on Arkham Asylum. It's a brick-tastic battle on two fronts as Batman, Batgirl, Nightwing and the Dragon Riders take on Krogan and his Flyers, while the Justice Leaguers Superman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg – with some help from the Teen Titans' leader Robin – fend off an assault by many of Batman's infamous adversaries to ensure Gotham City's safety.
At the Edge, Mala and Dagur show a ton of affection towards each other and Snotlout questions Hiccup and Astrid on why they don't act like that. Hiccup claims that they have a different kind of relationship, built on years of friendship, though Astrid seems to take the comment more to heart. But when Ruffnut angers Hiccup about his relationship with Astrid, Hiccup starts beating up the Thorston Viking without noticing that he made Tuffnut cry by saying the word "tears" earlier. Meanwhile in her hut, Astrid is laying on her bed and she notices her betrothal necklace hanging from her bed and she puts it on. She then noticed the Justice Crystal and wonders if the Justice League are coming to the Edge.
In Gotham City, Batman and Robin begin chasing after Penguin and Harley Quinn and succeed in entrapping Penguin in a magnetic cage. After Harley and Poison Ivy are defeated, Batman leaves Robin with the defeated criminals and chases after a criminal who resembles a ninja. After cornering the criminal in an alleyway, Batman is able to deduce that the criminal is Nightwing who used the ninja costume to try and lure Batman into a surprise birthday party which disappoints Nightwing along with the other attendees of Batman's party (consisting of Robin, Batgirl, Justice League members Superman, Wonder Woman, and Cyborg, and Teen Titans members Beast Boy, Raven and Starfire). Batgirl, Robin and Nightwing reveal that as a present for Batman, they decided to take him to the Archipelago on vacation. Superman is willing to serve as a temporary replacement of Batman, believing the criminals of Gotham would not be hard to defeat due to many of them lacking superpowers. The Justice League and Teen Titans are able to convince Batman to accept the vacation and Batman, Nightwing and Batgirl leave to Archipelago. Robin stays behind to show Superman the ropes and give him advice on Gotham's villains.
Meanwhile, at Arkham Asylum, Joker uses a spoon (which he drew a face on and calls "Spoony") to dig himself out of his cell. Elsewhere, at the Edge, the gang are questioning what they're gonna do with all the scrap metal on the Edge. They decide to give to leave the scrap metal to the Armorwing,where it is much more useful, but it got postponed because Batman, Nightwing and Batgirl showed up. Batman informs the Riders about his final visit and introduces them to Nightwing and Batgirl. The two were excited to see Toothless and four dragons, whom Batman named "Night-Bat", "Bat-Terror", "Night Shadow" and "Wing-Bat". Astrid tries to grab Hiccup's attention to see if he notices it, but he just asks the Bat-Trio if they wants to deliver scrap metal to the Armorwing, to which they accept. She's disappointed by his response but agrees to go anyway.
While at the island, Dagur claims he can't stand being away from Mala since she stayed on the edge with the twins. Astrid starts to walk away, annoyed, but is stopped by Batman who noticed the necklace. Hiccup then realises why Astrid was acting weird. Batman then tosses the necklace to Hiccup, only to be kicked in the groin by Astrid, who then kisses Hiccup for finally noticing the necklace. Dagur asks Hiccup to be his best man at the wedding, but when Hiccup seems taken-aback, Astrid tricks him into saying yes by letting Toothless "fake" Plasma Blast her. When the Armorwing arrives and takes the metal, Astrid asks Hiccup about noticing anything different, but instead he notices a dragon eye lens on the Armorwing.
Superman is looking for The Joker. Robin calls the Man of Steel if he has found Joker yet. Superman tells him that Gotham is dark and gritty, while Metropolis is the perfect place to pick out the criminals because Metropolis is clean and white. Then Superman hears Joker's maniacal laugh, finally spotting the criminal for the first time in Gotham City. Robin warns Superman that Joker is one of Batman's trickiest foes. But Superman ignores Robin's warning and sets off to send the Joker back at Arkham. Joker and Spoony (which he drew a face on a spoon he stolen from the Arkham kitchen) are happy that Batman's away on vacation. Then the villain realized Superman is watching over Gotham City and refuses to go back to Arkham Asylum. Superman says he has superpowers, when Joker heard the Man of Steel, he tricks Superman into releasing Harley Quinn, Penguin, Scarecrow and Poison Ivy from Arkham Asylum, the Joker congratulates Spoony and gets away. Superman is about to get him but approaches a dynamite which explodes, ruining his hair, causing the Man of Steel to say "I'm starting to see why the Bat-bunch wanted that vacation.".
Back on the island, Astrid then is very compassionate on how it is so obvious that Hiccup would notice the dragon eye lens, because it's much more important and it's a dragon, to which she kisses his cheek as thanks. Hiccup is about to tame the dragon, but the Flyers blast the Viking, Toothless saves his best friend. The Dragon Flyers retreat to report Krogan about the dragon eye lens on the Armorwing. Hiccup tells the gang and the Bat-Trio that they have to get the lens off of the dragon before the Flyers come back.
Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice, Cyborg receives a call from Superman. Cyborg suspicious that Gotham is in chaos. Superman responds that the young Leaguer wants to hangout, but his lie is ruined when Cyborg realises Superman has released all the criminals from Arkham Asylum, and decides to help. Cyborg asks if Wonder Woman (who is drinking coffee) can help, but Superman refuses and lets Cyborg help him out. and Cyborg says they'll be a great team. Superman agrees with just like Batman and Robin, then Superman hangs up with a happy Cyborg saying "Just like Batman and Robin.".
Back on the island, Astrid walks over to Batman and asks him why he's acting weird. But the Dark Knight explains his past with a young Slade Wilson where Madame Mantis favored a young Bruce Wayne over him. Slade ultimately dropped out due to the fact that Mantis believed he was not ready to learn "The Forbidden Move." Just then after Batman finishes his story, the Armorwing appears.
Back at Gotham, it was complete chaos, Cyborg arrives at Gotham City copying Robin's word “Holy” which confuses Superman. Then Superman realises that Cyborg is wearing a cape just like Robin. When the two Leaguers arrived at Gotham bank, Superman uses his X-ray vision to find Poison Ivy, then Cyborg and Superman attempt to stop The female criminal but are beaten back by one of her Carnivorous Plants. When Superman says "This maybe more difficult than I thought.",Cyborg questions with "Wonder Woman?" and Superman responds with "Okay, call Wonder Woman.".
Meanwhile, the Riders and the Bat-Trio try to find a way to get the dragon eye lens off the Armorwing before Johann, Viggo and Krogan hunt it down until they got their hands on the lens. Then the Armorwing fled forcing the Riders to go after it, but ran into Krogan and his Flyers. Krogan noticed the lens on the Armorwing, and blasts it, injuring the dragon and causing the gang to fallback and protect the Armorwing.
While at Gotham, Superman and Cyborg are coated with Poison Ivy's plant pheromones. Wonder Woman arrives, but is coated with pheromones also and Poison Ivy responds with "We overheard Cyborg's pathetic call for your help, we've been waiting for you. Now the real fun begins!" By the time the effect wears off, Superman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg have been taken to Joker's Funhouse where all the escaped villains are present. When Superman say something he's not falling for any of Joker's tricks, the clown prince of crime responds with "Did somebody say falling?" He slides down and hits the ground with his hammer, causing the High Striker to launch Superman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg into the shark tank, the Leaguers (excluding Wonder Woman who used her emergency stop) fell in the shark tank all wet. Superman gets out of the tank and faces The Penguin. All of a sudden, a fish just flew right in Superman's face, which Penguin fires from the cannon. Superman gets hit by more fish and says "I hate Gotham City! Ugh! Its criminals are so weird!" Cyborg defeats the Robo-penguins, and decides to pluck the Penguin. Then all of a sudden, Scarecrow's biplane flew over Cyborg. And the Penguin responds "Unlike real penguins, this one can fly!" Then Penguin lands on Scarecrow's biplane and responds to The Scarecrow with "Scarecrow! Hit 'em with your Fear Gas!" Allowing the Scarecrow to douse Superman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg with his Fear Gas. As the three Leaguers looked down, they realised how high they are and they fall onto The Deadly Duckies. Penguin makes his Deadly Duckies Ferris wheel spin fast enough, launching the three scared heroes onto Poison Ivy's Carnivorous Fall. Superman is being chased by a Robo-clown, Wonder Woman is getting poked by Joker and Harley Quinn's pitchforks and Cyborg is hung upside down. Then Harley Quinn torments them with her Wheels of Fire by driving above flaming trash cans causing the Leaguers to freak out, then Superman and Wonder Woman are paralyzed by the laughing mirrors while Cyborg is being chased by one of Joker's Robo-clowns. Then Superman is placed in a mine cart much to his terrified dismay (Joker shoves Spoony in front of the three cowering heroes and mocks them with a buckle up joke). Lastly Superman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg are running away from three Robo-clowns. With Robin watching them on the Bat computer, he sets off to rescue the three Justice Leaguers from the criminals. Then Superman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg are in a cauldron filled with molten Kryptonite, while the criminals start dancing celebrating their victory over the three heroes.
Meanwhile on the island after falling back, The gang hides in a cave and asks Hiccup what they're going to do. He doesn't respond, but he looks over at Astrid, realizing he can't do anything without her. She walks over to him and grabs his hand and says, "I'm with you." To which Hiccup responds, "I know" and suddenly comes up with a plan. As they're fighting off the Flyers, Hiccup leaves Nightwing, Fishlegs and Snotlout in charge of carrying the Armorwing as Hiccup and Astrid take out the Flyers together. Dagur is then attacked by Krogan, and Hiccup drops the lens in the water and tells Krogan if he wants it to go get it, and Krogan gets the dragon eye lens. Hiccup claims that he didn't want to, but saving the Armorwing was more important to him, then the gang return to Dragon's Edge with an injured Armorwing.
On their way back, Batman reveals that he already has the "real" lens after switching it with a fake before Hiccup drops it in the water. Hiccup thanks him as they return to the Edge.
Back at Joker's Funhouse, Robin arrives and shuts down the Hot tub of horrors. Then he uses the Batcycle to lift the cauldron, saving Superman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg from being boiled away into vapours. Superman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg fallback to recover after their Gotham style daymare. Superman feels guilty that Batman loaded him a perfectly good City but he broke it while Batman's away. Robin says that he's going to help them giving them a speech, "Just because some of our criminals don't have superpowers, doesn't mean they're not super dangerous. They're unpredictable diabolical dangerous villains! And there's only one way to stop them." Superman questions "What way is that?" Robin answers the question with "The Bat-Way!"
Back at the Edge, as the gang, Mala, and Dagur talk more about the wedding, Batman releases the dragons and is given back the Justice Crystal by Hiccup. Both share an emotional hug in farewell as the Bat-Trio leave the Archipelago for good. At the arena, the Twins lament that Hiccup will never forgive them after insulting his relationship with Astrid. Snotlout arrives and asks them if Batman met Johann again, only to slice off the dummy's head scaring the Twins as he leaves laughing.
Back at Gotham, Scarecrow is defeated by Robin's Batarang, then Cyborg uses his arm as a makeshift Batarang to defeat Penguin, making his first criminal defeated in Gotham City and Wonder Woman uses her lasso as an icon from the Bat-signal and Batman's old costume to defeat Poison Ivy and the villains are put back in Arkham Asylum. Joker and Harley Quinn have managed to tie Commissioner James Gordon to the Bat-Signal and Joker heard Superman knocking on the door. Superman responds "Knock Knock!", Joker replies "Who's there?", Superman states, "Ima", Joker questions with "Ima who?" Superman punches the door knocking Joker right into the Man of Steel. Superman finishes with "Ima sent you back to Arkham where you belong Joker!" Cyborg unties Commissioner Gordon and Wonder Woman captures Harley Quinn with her lasso. Joker responds "Knocked out by a Knock Knock joke, from the Big Blue Bore Scout!" in defeat. Then realizes Spoony is near Robin who replies to the Joker with "Spoony won't be joining you back at Arkham, Joker. Hope you enjoy eating the Asylum oatmeal with your hands!" Joker grumbles and blows a raspberry at Robin in defeat, then Joker and Harley Quinn are locked up in Arkham Asylum for good.
Back at the Batcave, The Justice League and Teen Titans discuss not to mention any of the events that happened while Batman was gone. When Batman, Batgirl and Nightwing do return, Superman confesses. To his surprise, Batman actually congratulates him, Wonder Woman, Cyborg and Robin for putting them back in Arkham.
Meanwhile, the Scooby Gang have caught and unmasked the villains Chad and Krissy, who were disguised as zombies. Shaggy would like to escape Crystal Cove and go somewhere nice and cool. Velma and Fred both want to go to the museum. Daphne and Scooby are with Shaggy, and she'd like to go somewhere fun. Two kids arrive and tell them to go to Metropolis, Gotham City and Star City, and the group cheer in excitement.
Hiccup grabs Astrid's hand and pulls her aside. She tells him to not say anything because she was just being silly. Hiccup knows that she wasn’t and apologizes for not noticing the necklace right away before Batman, but claims it wasn't about that. He says that he's been taking her for granted and he finally realized it. He claims that he couldn't have done the edge and the dragon riders without her, and that she's always been there for him, and he always wants to be there for her. He then states, “I love you, Astrid Hofferson. With everything that I have. And I always will.”This causes Astrid to smile and blush really hard. She says that she loves him too, to which Hiccup smile and blushes really hard too, and claims that they don't have to be like Mala and Dagur. Hiccup then cuts her off and kisses her, to Astrid’s surprise. They share the most amazing and beautiful long passionate kiss, and gaze at each other affectionately. When party music starts playing (much to Hiccup and Astrid's confusion), the scene cuts back to the Batcave, Superman, Wonder Woman, Cyborg, Batgirl, Nightwing, Robin Beast Boy, Raven and Starfire are goofing off, causing Batman to clear his throat at the heroes, who then smiled at him.
Two hours later in Metropolis, Cole, Jay, Nya, Kai, Zane and Lloyd woke up realizing that they're not in Ninjago anymore, Jay asks them if where they are. Kai spotted a Billboard saying, "Metropolis: Home of Superman." Then Lloyd realizes that they're on their new home world, Planet Earth.
- Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III - The sophisticated and brilliant teenage Viking who trained dragons. His best friend and Dragon is Toothless, a Night Fury.
- Astrid Hofferson - A strong independent woman, who rides her Dragon Stormfly, a Deadly Nadder. She’s also Hiccup’s girlfriend.
- Justice League
- Dragon Riders
- Snotlout Jorgenson - He rides his Dragon Hookfang, a Monstrous Nightmare.
- Fishlegs Ingerman - A viking bookworm who rides his Dragon Meatlug, a Gronckle.
- Tuffnut Thorston - The one of the quarrelsome fraternal twins who share one of the heads of a Hideous Zippleback named Belch.
- Ruffnut Thorston - The one of the quarrelsome twins who share one of the heads of a Hideous Zippleback named Barf.
- Dagur The Deranged - A chief of Berserker Island and an ally of the Dragon Riders. He’s also Hiccup and Heather’s brother. He rides Strykey, a Triple Stryke.
- Mala - Queen of the Defenders of the Wing and an ally of the Dragon Riders. She’s Dagur’s future wife after he finished three king trials.
- Teen Titans
- Commissioner Gordon (first appearance)
- Harley Quinn (first appearance)
- Poison Ivy (first appearance)
- Scarecrow (first appearance)
- Zombies (first appearance)(no lines)(cameo)
- Chad Holdout (first appearance)(cameo)
- Krissy Holdout (first appearance)(cameo)
- Mystery Inc.
- Scooby-Doo - A talking Great Dane and a member of Mystery Inc.
- Norville Shaggy Rogers - Scooby’s best friend and the most fearful member of Mystery Inc..
- Frederick Herman Jones - Monster trapper and the leader of Mystery Inc..
- Daphne Ann Blake - The most enthusiastic member of Mystery Inc..
- Velma Daisy Dinkley - Tech Wiz and the smartest member of Mystery Inc..
- Police Officer
- Madame Mantis (first appearance)(cameo)(flashback only)
- Slade Wilson (flashback only)
- Flash (cameo)
- Ninjas (first appearance)
- Archipelago (main story)
- Dragon's Edge
- Armorwing Island (single appearance)
- Gotham City (main story)
- Arkham Asylum
- Joker's Funhouse
- Crystal Cove
- Astrid's Betrothal Necklace (single appearance)(main story)
- Toothless' Tailfin and Saddle
- Nightwing's Escrima Sticks
- Batman, Batgirl and Robin's Batarangs
- Freezer Pops
- Wonder Woman's Lasso of Truth
- Cyborg's Cape
- Dragon Eye Lens
- Coffee Mug
- Party Hat
- Scrap Metal
- Fred's Ascot
- Velma's Glasses
- Daphne's Scarf
- Scooby's Collar
- Scooby Snacks Box
- Jay's Eyepatch
- Night Fury
- Deadly Nadder
- Monstrous Nightmare
- Hideous Zippleback
- Triple Stryke
- Night Terror
- Shadow Wing
- Harley's Monster Truck
- Roller Coaster Cart
- Mystery Machine (flashback only)
|America Ferrera||Astrid Hofferson|
|Jay Baruchel||Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III|
|Zack Pearlman||Snotlout Jorgenson|
|Christopher Mintz-Plasse||Fishlegs Ingerman|
|T.J. Miller||Tuffnut Thorston|
|Andree Vermeulen||Ruffnut Thorston|
|David Faustino||Dagur the Deranged|
|James Arnold Taylor||Flash|
|Grey DeLisle Griffin|| Wonder Woman|
|Frank Welker/Jim Wise|| Scooby-Doo|
|Matthew Lillard||Shaggy Rogers|
|Kate Micucci/Bets Malone||Velma Dinkley|
|Greg Cipes||Beast Boy|
|Tara Strong|| Raven|
|Vanessa Marshall||Poison Ivy|
|John DiMaggio|| Slade Wilson|
|Amy Hill||Madame Mantis|
|Eric Bauza||Commissioner Gordon|
|Josh Keaton||Chad Holdout|
|Natalie Landers||Krissy Holdout|
|Jack McBrayer||Police Officer|
|Vincent Tong||Kai Smith|
|Kelly Metzger||Nya Smith|
|Michael Adamthwaite||Jason Jay Gordon|
|Kirby Morrow||Coleman Cole Hence|
|Brent Miller||Zane Julien|
|Sam Vincent||Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon|
|Song||Credits||Performed by||Character performance by|
|"Done With Monsters"||Written and produced by Randy Rogel and Andy Sturmer|| Grey DeLisle Griffin|
| Daphne Blake|
- This is the first Lego movie special to feature the Teen Titans. What is more, its members are voiced by those from the Teen Titans animated series.
- This is the first Lego movie special to feature the Main Cast from Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu. What is more, the ninjas are voiced by their voice actors respectfully from the Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu.
- This will be the first time Batgirl, Nightwing, and the Joker will have major speaking roles.
- It has been revealed that Superman hates Gotham City due to the weird criminals.
- This is the first and only time we hear Hiccup say he loves Astrid on-screen.
- This is also the first and only time we hear Astrid say she loves Hiccup on-screen.
- This is the last time we see Hiccup and Astrid kiss twice.
- This is the first and only time we see Hiccup initiate a kiss instead of the other way around.
- The movie's title means "my love" in Italian.
- Snotlout finally realizes that the reason why Dagur keeps calling him Snot-hat is because he is wearing a hat.
- This is the last appearances of Dagur, Mala and Krogan.
- In the first scene of the Dragon Riders, the Ripper Roo Theme Song from Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back plays in the background.
- While chasing down Harley Quinn and approaching Poison Ivy, the main theme from Batman and Harley Quinn starts playing.
- During the final battle against the Flyers, the Doctor Who Theme Song is heard playing in the background.
- This is the first and only time Astrid was kind to Snotlout.
- This is the first and only appearance of the Armorwing.
- This is the first and only time we see Batman cry.
- It has been revealed that Hiccup has an extremely violent side inside, whenever Ruffnut insults him, his girlfriend, or his best friend. Despite his sensitive side to Astrid, Hiccup can lose his temper... a lot.
- This is the first and only time Astrid doesn't get angry.
- It has been revealed that Astrid has a soft sensitive side inside, whenever she's with Hiccup or with Stormfly, or having a heartwarming moment. Despite her anger, she has a very compassionate and calming heart.
- This is the first and only Lego movie special to have a groin shot.
- This is the second appearance of Mystery Incorporated.
- It has been revealed that Astrid is known for breaking the 4th wall. Usually when she was questioned about something, Astrid says "Time Out", and make a motion with her hands similar to a basketball player requesting a time out from the referee, and everyone around her freezes. Immediately after, Astrid usually answers her question, and says "Time In!" when he is finished, and the movie continues. Which is a reference of Zack Morris from "Saved by the Bell".
- During a final battle against the Dragon Flyers, Batgirl challenges one of the Flyers to a verbal fight, referencing the famous "Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?" episode "Never Ape an Ape Man".
- After Batman defeats a Flyer, a Wilhelm Scream is heard.
- Tuff is said to have a trigger since childhood, where he breaks down and cries whenever he hears the word "tear". However, he has heard it and even said it multiple times in the past without becoming emotional about it-
- In "Breakneck Bog", Tuff says that Ruff slaps like a guy, and she slaps him to demonstrate. Tuff then says "I can't see through the tears."
- In "The Flight Stuff", Snotlout addresses the other Riders, including Tuff, when he thinks he's about to die, and says he doesn't want any tears.
- In "Dragon Eye of the Beholder, Part 2", Snotlout says within earshot of Tuff "Somewhere in the world a silent tear was just cried."
- In "Have Dragon Will Travel, Part 1", Ruff asks Fishlegs if Razorwhip eyeballs are dangerous, to which Fishlegs replies it has "poisonous tears". Tuff then excitedly exclaims "Poisonous! I love it!"
- In "Family on the Edge", Snotlout asks if Dagur is crying, to which Heather answers within Tuff's earshot "Yeah! Tears of laughter, at us."
- In "LEGO Scooby-Doo! and the Curse of the Grimborn Ghost", Ruff asks that they don't want to see Snotlout cry "Jorgenson tears". To which Tuff replies to Astrid with "My sister's got a point there, Hoff." without crying.
- And in "No Dragon Left Behind", Tuff says "tears" again in reference to recognising real tears as opposed to fake ones when Astrid starts crying at the thought of Stormfly dying.
- The Justice League don't go to the Archipelago anymore.
- Mystery Incorporated decided to take a six month vacation in Metropolis.
- The ninjas woke up and are not in Ninjago anymore.
(Gotham City: Night)
Batman [v.o]: Gotham City, my city. Long ago I began my one-man crusade to protect her from crime and injustice and then along came Robin. Together we were a dynamic duo of justice defending Gotham from villainous rogues until young Robin grew up. He took the name Nightwing and set out to fight crime on his own in Gotham. But that wasn't the end of Robin's story. A new Robin would soon join our ranks, strengthening our team and extending the reach of our protective cloak of justice over every dark corner of our beloved Gotham City.
(Scene changes to Dragon's Edge; Clubhouse; Daytime)
Dagur the Deranged: [Giggling] Eskimo.
Mala: Mm, butterfly.
Dagur the Deranged: Beard tickles.
Mala: You are the Dagur in my heart and the king of my kingdom.
(Sleuther covers his eyes while Toothless gags)
Dagur the Deranged: And you are my Queen Mala-poo. Poopy, poop--
Astrid Hofferson: Uh... Hiccup?
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: They did seem to get along after the whole saving Wonder Woman, Green Lantern and Superman thing, but... ugh. If Batman were here, he would practically Bat-Barf in Snotlout's Hut.
Snotlout Jorgenson: (offscreen) I heard that!
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III/Astrid Hofferson: Shut up, Snotlout!
Snotlout Jorgenson: Hey, no one steals my catchphrase. (Hookfang starts laughing) What are you lookin' at? No laughing.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Oh, Thor he is more annoying than the Flash.
Astrid Hofferson: I kinda feel bad for the Flash though.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Why Astrid? Is it because Barf and Belch nearly killed him by blowing him up?
Astrid Hofferson: (sighs) That was four years ago, Hiccup. Remember when he was attacked by Slitherwings at the Edge?
(Flashback shows Flash surrounded by three Slitherwings while on the Cosmic Treadmill.)
Flash: (screaming) BATMAN!!!!!!!
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Oh, right.
Fishlegs Ingerman: Marriage? Wait, w-when? How?
Dagur the Deranged: Let me set the scene, Fishy. One day, I was sitting pondering this one little spot of fat that I just can't seem to get rid of no matter how many crunches I do. Then it just-- It hit me, Fishy.
Mala: Or more specifically, I hit him.
Dagur the Deranged: Ah, it was love at first fight. Hit me again.
Mala: Oh, no, no.
Dagur the Deranged: Go on, hit me again.
Snotlout Jorgenson: [gags]
Dagur the Deranged: (offscreen) Hit me again. Hit me again.
Mala: (offscreen) Now's not the time.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: This sure can bring Fishlegs to tears.
(Tuffnut starts crying and Ruffnut gets riled up)
Ruffnut Thorston: What's wrong with you?! Why do you have to be so mean?!
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: What? Why? I didn't do anything!
Astrid Hofferson: It's that T word. It makes Tuffnut open up like a water spout ever since he and Ruffnut were kids.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: What word? You mean...
Ruffnut Thorston: Don't say it! No!
(Hiccup acts out and mouths the word tears but Tuffnut understands it and starts crying again)
Ruffnut Thorston: Really?! You dork!
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: (groans)
Fishlegs Ingerman: Oh, come on! I didn't say anything.
Astrid Hofferson: I think she was talking to my boyfriend Hiccup. Not you, Fishlegs.
Ruffnut Thorston: (to Astrid) You leave Hiccup out of this! (to Tuffnut while comforting him) Hey. What do you say we talk about Throk's funny accent, bro? Would that make you feel better?
Astrid Hofferson: Time out! (Everyone freezes) Okay. Let me explain this to you guys. How did I fall in love with Hiccup? Simple. Four years ago, he and his dragon Toothless kidnapped and dumped me in a tree. When Hiccup wanted to show me the true secrets of dragons, I climbed on Toothless, who took me for a wild ride. When he slowed down, he took me and Hiccup on a moonlit flight which was really romantic for the two of us. At the Defenders of the Wing Island, I was suffering from the heat of the volcano so hiccup stayed with me as he soothed me. After Fishlegs brought the Eruptodon egg to its hatching spot, when we're alone Hiccup and I became a couple which we kept as a secret from the other Riders until they saw us kiss. When we say our goodbyes to Mystery Inc. Hiccup gave his Betrothal Gift to me and the only gift I gave him was myself. His sensitive side makes him a great friend, a great leader and a great boyfriend. Before Hiccup-kins and I got back from our moonlit flight, some guy named Brainiac had sent Wonder Woman and Green Lantern to different locations in the Archipelago. He's the one who sent Superman to the future where, or should I say "when", Future Brainiac turned him into Brainiac Superman. Speaking of romance, you know our friends Dagur and Mala? They're getting married after he finished the Defenders of the Wing King Trials. I sure wish Hiccup and I are more affectionate than these two. Time in! (Everyone unfreezes)
Dagur the Deranged: Don't focus on those Nuts, my queen, your woo is yearning for your affection.
Snotlout Jorgenson: (gags) Would it be insulting if I barfed everywhere?
Fishlegs Ingerman: Well, I think it's kind of sweet. Proof that true love knows no bounds. [Looks at Hiccup and Astrid] Right, guys?
Snotlout Jorgenson: Hey, how come you guys never use sappy names or rub your beards on each other?
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Uh, because we don't have beards, Snotlout.
Snotlout Jorgenson: Drop the act. See Malagur over there? [Gestures to Mala and Dagur] It's obvious what true love really looks like. And you! (points to Tuffnut) Tears. (Tuffnut again starts crying)
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: O-okay, look, Astrid and I have a different kind of relationship, [Astrid looks at Mala and Dagur] built on years of friendship.
Astrid Hofferson: Right. Yeah, um, years of friendship.
Ruffnut Thorston: "Years of friendship"?! That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, Hiccup! Did you noticed that you made Tuff cry?! No! (scoffs) Of course you didn't! You're a bigger idiot than Snotlout!
Snotlout Jorgenson: (chuckling)
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: (Mouthing) Idiot?!
Astrid Hofferson: Uh... Ruffnut?
Ruffnut Thorston: Shut up, Astrid! You obviously have no problem noticing your stupid relationship with lamoid Astrid! Oh, right! Wait a minute! 'Cause she's your lame girlfriend!!
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: (trying not to lose his temper) Lame?!
Fishlegs Ingerman: I've never seen Hiccup like this.
Astrid Hofferson: It's like the Twins are invisible to him.
Snotlout Jorgenson: I noticed Hiccstrid's relationship right away. (Tuffnut starts crying again) Never too late to join Team Jorgenson. (chuckles) (Hiccup angrily glares at him) Okay, yeah, you know... yeah, just an option.
Astrid Hofferson: Snotlout, listen, Dagur and Mala have known each other a few months, and they can't stand to be apart. Hiccup and I have known each other our whole lives, and the Twins never felt further away from him.
Snotlout Jorgenson: I know that, the Twins smell like stinky fish. (Tuffnut cries harder) Since Hiccup doesn't stink, you can have him. He's all yours.
Astrid Hofferson: Uh, thanks. Please tell me it's not that disgusting salt-encrusted sea bass. Ugh.
Dagur the Deranged: Uh, hello? Lovebirds flirting here?
Astrid Hofferson: You two better go before something really bad is gonna happen.
Mala: Has Hiccup Haddock done this before?
(Astrid shakes her head)
Ruffnut Thorston: Your dragon smells worse than Bucket's feet!
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: (growling) Worse than Bucket's feet?!
Dagur the Deranged: See that? Passive-aggressive move.
Astrid Hofferson: Uh, that wasn't passive-aggressive, Dagur.
Snotlout Jorgenson: (whispering to Astrid and Dagur) She should quit now before it's too late.
Ruffnut Thorston: You think you're so tough, but no! And since you made my baby brother cry on purpose, you're nothing but a scrawny pathetic one-legged yak dung smelling freak!
(Hiccup ultimately snaps)
Snotlout Jorgenson: And it's too late.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock: (very angry) SCRAWNY?! PATHETIC?!?! ONE-LEGGED YAK DUNG SMELLING FREAK?!?!?!
Astrid Hofferson: Uh-oh.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock: (screaming) YOU SON OF A HALF-TROLL RAT EATING MUNGE BUCKET!!!!!
(Hiccup starts beating up Ruffnut, causing Tuffnut to cry again)
Fishlegs Ingerman: (horrified) It's horrible!
Mala: Has he lost his collective mind?!
Snotlout Jorgenson: (hiding behind Mala) Hiccup's very scary when he's mad!
Dagur the Deranged: My brother's gone Berserker? Now there's something you don't see everyday.
Astrid Hofferson: Who knew that Hiccup had a violent side inside of him. (Sighs)
Dagur the Deranged: You okay, Astrid?
Astrid Hofferson: It's just a headache. I'm going to clear my head. Come on, Girl. Toothless, why don't you come with me to sleep in my Hut? Okay? (Toothless nuzzles near Astrid) That's a good boy. Come on.
(Astrid leaves the clubhouse with Toothless and Stormfly, while mouthing tears causing Tuffnut to cry again)
Ruffnut Thorston: (offscreen) Look what you've done! You're an even dumber idiot, last leg!!
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: (offscreen) (screaming in anger)
Ruffnut Thorston: (offscreen) What are you- Don't you pick up that- OW! (screams) UNCLE! UNCLE!!
(Scene changes to Astrid laying in her bed while petting Stormfly)
(Astrid notices her Betrothal Gift Necklace and puts it on)
Astrid Hofferson: I haven't worn my Betrothal Necklace for weeks, Stormfly. Do you think Hiccup will notice it?
(Astrid then notices the Justice Crystal)
Astrid Hofferson [v.o]: I wonder if the Justice League might come to the Edge.
(The Crystal shows a projection of Batman, Nightwing and Batgirl arriving at the Archipelago.)
Astrid Hofferson: Looks like he's bringing his sidekicks. Excited to see him again?
(Stormfly coos in excitement and Astrid hugs her dragon.)
Astrid Hofferson: There's my girl. I know you'll always be there for me. (Whispering) Thank you, Stormfly.
(Scene changes to Gotham City; Nighttime)
Batman: Don't worry, Commissioner. Batman and Robin are on the case!
Commissioner Gordon: Thank you, Batman! With Gotham's vilest villains on the loose, it's good to know our city is in the capable hands of heroes like... (looks at Batman and Robin who are gone) You two? Gone again.
(Scene goes to Harley Quinn and Penguin who are robbing a jewellery store)
Penguin: That's it! The last of the precious stones! The rest of them are only semi-precious stones. Not even worth the time it'd take us to steal them.
(Batman and Robin arrive in the Bat-Wing)
Batman: Time, Penguin, is the one thing you'll have plenty of once you're back in your cell at Arkham Asylum.
Robin: But first, let's see how you fit in my new Bat-magnet cage!
(Robin fires the missile trapping Penguin in a magnet cage except for Harley Quinn who avoided it.)
Robin: Bull's-eye! I mean, Penguin's-eye!
Batman: Good shot, Robin! That should keep him "grounded" until the police arrive.
(Harley Quinn hops into her vehicle)
Harley Quinn: And that's the reason I'm always the designated driver. Ta-ta, Pengie!
(Harley drives off and Penguin struggles to escape but tips the cage and starts rolling. Batman and Robin chase down Harley Quinn.)
Robin: You'll be catching a ride back to Arkham together, Harley.
Batman: Carpooling is vital to a healthy environment.
(Harley's truck zooms past David)
David: Hey, watch where you're driving! (Bat-Wing flew above him) Not you, Batman, you're good.
Harley Quinn: Poor Batman, you'll never catch me! (presses button) But maybe you'll catch a fish!
(Harley's vehicle starts shooting fish at the Bat-Wing but Robin blasts them)
Robin: (chuckles) Like shooting fish in a barrel... Without the barrel.
Batman: (over speakers) Give it up, Harley! You're wanted for grand theft, receiving stolen goods and egregious prop comedy!
Harley Quinn: What's the matter, Batman? My jokes driving you "bananas"?
(Harley's truck starts shooting bananas at the Bat-Wing's air vents. Batman turns the Bat-Wing around and the bananas are launched off the air vents.)
Harley Quinn: (cackling maniacally but stops) Uh-oh!
(Harley's vehicle went spinning and hits a wall.)
Harley Quinn: Betrayed by my own bananas. (hears rumbling) Huh?
(The plant underneath Harley's vehicle rises)
Harley Quinn: I may be going out on a limb here, Batman. NO, WAIT! I'm DEFINITELY going out on a limb! (Cackling maniacally)
(Batman and Robin hop out of the Bat-Wing. The flower opens up revealing Poison Ivy.)
Poison Ivy: (Yawns) You're late, Harl.
Harley Quinn: Sorry, traffic in Gotham will drive you "batty"! (Imitates drumbeat and cackles)
Batman: Poison Ivy. (puts his arm in front of Robin) Keep your distance from her, Robin. Associating with common jewel thieves now, are we?
Harley Quinn: "COMMON"?!
Poison Ivy: My share of the gems will go to ensuring the well-being of plants everywhere, Batman.
(The plants spit out seeds but Batman and Robin avoid them)
Batman: A green thumb doesn't make up for your black heart!
(Batman and Robin throw weed killers at the plants, poisoning them and Poison Ivy.)
Harley Quinn: Weed killer?! Who carries weed killer?!
Batman: The Batman!
Robin: And also the Robin.
Poison Ivy: (gasps) My babies!
Harley Quinn: That can't be good.
(The plants collapse on the ground. Harley and Poison Ivy crash land on the ground unconscious.)
Batman: Perhaps another trip to Arkham will teach you the error of your ways.
Robin: And help you turn over a "new leaf". (chuckles)
(Batman then spots a ninja.)
Batman: Robin, cover these two until the authorities arrive. Looks like there's one last villain to wrangle.
(Batman uses his grappling hook and goes after the ninja.)
Robin: I love it when a plan comes together.
(Batman chases after the ninja as the two land on the bus.)
Batman: In Gotham, everybody pays bus fare! (throws Batarangs at the ninja who avoids them) Aren't you the agile one?
(The ninja jumps on the car and heads into the alleyway, but runs into Batman)
Mysterious Ninja: What?! Batman! But how?!
Batman: Quite simple, really. You uncannily anticipated my every move as you fled. I simply anticipated you anticipating my every move and adjusted accordingly, beating you to the place I would've chased you to.
Mysterious Ninja: Impressive.
Batman: You shouldn't be too surprised, Nightwing!
Nightwing: Aw! How did you... (takes off mask and puts his headpiece on) Oh, I bet it was my circus aerialist moves that gave me away, right?
Batman: As well as a few special moves that only I could have taught you. Furthermore, I have deduced the reason for your theatrical game of tag. As today marks the anniversary of the first appearance of the Batman, and as most superheroes are a highly emotional, sentimental lot, you have obviously lured me to this location to set me up for some kind of surprise party.
(The lights turn on revealing the Justice League and Teen Titans)
Justice League/Teen Titans: (weakly) Surprise.
BatmanYou shouldn't have.
Robin: I can't believe he guessed our plan. Again! (Walks off somewhere)
Nightwing: You know, Batman, you take the fun out of being your friend sometimes.
Batman: How so?
(Nightwing walks off somewhere and Superman appears in front of Batman.)
Superman: Happy Bat-Birthday, Batman! You see what I did there? Because you put "bat" before "mobile" and "cave"? (Chuckles) The rest of the League wanted to be here, but duty calls. (Points at the Teen Titans.) Hey, look! Most of the Teen Titans showed up!
Starfire: Milkshake-consuming begin!
(Cyborg, Raven and Beast Boy start slurping their milkshakes.)
Beast Boy: (burps loudly) I win! First is the burps!
Raven: (burps loudly) Second is the best! Cyborg's the one with the rusty chest!
(Starfire, Raven and Cyborg cheer.)
Batman: So I see.
(Wonder Woman puts a hat on Batman and kisses his cheek.)
Wonder Woman: Happy anniversary, Bruce.
Batman: It's hardly happy for the criminals of Gotham City, Diana. I mean, thank you.
(Batgirl, Nightwing and Robin arrive.)
Batgirl: So, I know you don't want presents, but Robin, Nightwing and I all chipped in and got you something, which is not easy, because what do you buy for a guy who literally has one of everything?
Nightwing: Batgirl, he can't literally have one of everything.
Robin: That's true. I've inventoried the Batcave, there are some things he has two of.
Nightwing: (looks at Batman) Boy, you are rich. Am I in your will?
Robin: Anyway, we realized there's not some thing we can buy you that you can't buy for yourself.
Nightwing: So, your present is something even better.
Batgirl: Quality time with us at the Edge!
Batman: You're suggesting we go to the Archipelago to take (stuttering) a vacation?
Batman: Very thoughtful. Unfortunately, crime doesn't take vacations. Gotham needs me.
Superman: Well, of course it does! But you need a break, and I'll be happy to babysit your fair... (he, Wonder Woman and Batman look at a rat running past) Fair-ish city while you're gone.
Batman: I don't know. The villains in Gotham are a bit different than the ones you're used to.
Superman: Well, sure, they're different. For one thing, most of them don't even have superpowers. (laughs) I don't think they'll be too big a problem for me.
Batman: Don't underestimate Gotham's-
Wonder Woman: Bruce, Clark really can handle it. And the rest of the Justice League is only a phone call away.
Cyborg: Oh, come on, Batman! If there is one hero in this world that deserves and needs a vacay, it is definitely you!
Batman: (sighs) Fine.
Nightwing: What? You'll do it?
Starfire: Of course he said the yes. How could one say no to Nightwing's dreamy eyes of the puppy dog? Hmm-hmm.
(Beast Boy turns into a dog and barks. Raven pats Beast Boy.)
Batman: Periods of rest are required to operate at peak efficiency. Besides, I'm a (smiles) fun guy.
(Everyone but Batman cheers.)
Batman: When do we leave?
(Nightwing gently pushes Batman.)
Nightwing: Right now.
Batgirl: Before you change your mind.
Cyborg: Oh, man, I wanted one of those freezer pops.
Raven: Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
(Raven gets a blackberry freezer pop.)
Raven: Who loves blackberry ones? Oh, right. That's me.
(Beast Boy turns into a dinosaur and grabs two green freezer pops.)
Cyborg: Thanks, Beast Boy! (Licks freezer pop) Mmm. I usually hate the lime ones. (Starfire and Raven lick their freezer pops) This one's way better.
Beast Boy: That's because it has my spit on it.
(Starfire stops licking and felt sick. Cyborg licks his freezer pop.)
Starfire: Ugh. Now I am feeling the sickness of the stomach.
Raven: (licks freezer pop quickly but stops) Ahh! Brain-freeze!
Beast Boy/Cyborg: (Laughing)
(Scene changes to the Bat-Cave)
Batman: Here on the Bat-refrigerator is a list of emergency numbers, including Commissioner Gordon's cell. If you can't reach me, call him day or night.
Superman: (Chuckles) No problem, worrywart. Just try and have a good time. Say "Hi" to Hiccup and Astrid for me. Don't forget to introduce Nightwing and Batgirl to Hiccstrid, Snotlout, Fishlegs, Tuffnut and Ruffnut, okay? (Looks at the bat)
Batman: Also, no video games for Robin after 8:30. It gets him all wound up before his bedtime.
Robin: WHAT?! This whole party was my idea! I'm totally coming to the Archipelago, too!
Batman: On a school night? I don't think so.
Nightwing: (to Batman) Positive reinforcement? Self-esteem building? We talked about this. (walks to Robin) Robin, I think what Batman is saying is that he can't trust Gotham City to an outsider. You know this town and need to look out for Superman. (turns to Batman) Isn't that right, Batman?
(Superman shoos the bat away.)
Robin: (confidant) Okay, Batman. Gotcha. Keep the Big Blue Boy Scout out of trouble.
Superman: (Chuckles at Robin) Indeed. (Looks at the Bat-Trio) Hey, are you still here? Because Robin and I really need to get on with our duties. Right, pally?
Robin: Right, Superman!
(The Bat-Trio leave for the Archipelago)
Superman: So long! Farewell! Happy travels!
Robin: Ready to patrol the city, Superman? I can show you where all the most dangerous criminals like to lurk.
Superman: No, Robin, I'm afraid your first duty tonight is to complete your homework!
Superman: Uh-uh-uh. Butts are for sittin'! Not for sassin'! 'Least that's what my ma used to say. Never understood it. Let's go, youngster!
Robin: (groans) You might as well send me to jail.
(Scene changes to Arkham Asylum)
(Harley is placed in her cell.)
Cop #1: We kept your old cell warm for ya, Harley. Hey, for a girl who likes to play jokes, why is it that Batman always gets the last laugh? (Laughs)
Cop #2: Ha! See what you did there? Good one!
Harley Quinn: (unamused) Ha. Everyone's a comedian. (spots Joker) Hey, Mr. J! I'm home! Whoo!
Joker: (Blows raspberries) Huh? (Spots the Bat-Trio going through a portal) Ooh. What's this? Looks like the Bats are leaving the belfry! Well, while the Bats are away, the Joker will play! (cackles maniacally)
Cop #1: Ahem! (Joker stops laughing) That's really not very funny.
Cop #2: No, it's not even a clever twist on the popular idiom involving cats and mice.
Cop #1: (scoffs) Agreed.
(The cops leave)
Joker: Everyone's a critic. (Pulls out Spoony) It's you and me now, Spoony. I liberated you from the kitchen. Time to return the favor. Can you do it? (Mock voice) Sure thing, loser! (Normal Voice) Oh, Spoony, you're the greatest! (Cackling maniacally)
(Joker starts digging and the scene goes to the portal)
Batgirl: We're going on vacation! We're going on vacation! (taps on glass) We're on vacation! (Giggles in excitement) Admit it, this was the best idea ever!
Batman: Yes, and it's been quite refreshing. Time to head back to Gotham.
Nightwing: Oh, relax, Batman, we're going to have a great time. You honestly didn't know that this is your last visit to the Archipelago.
Batman: "Last visit"? (gulps nervously)
Batgirl: Batman are you okay?
Batman: Yes, I'm just a little nervous about my final visit to the Archipelago. That's all.
Nightwing: Who are the Dragon Riders?
Batman: The leader of the Dragon Riders is Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, his girlfriend is Astrid Hofferson, Fishlegs Ingerman is a viking bookworm, Snotlout Jorgenson is the son of Spitelout Jorgenson and the Thorston Twins Ruffnut and Tuffnut are very quarrelsome.
Nightwing: Astrid is Hiccup's girlfriend?
Batgirl: I think Snotlout might be pretty jealous.
Batman: Snotlout doesn't go for Astrid anymore, she's chosen Hiccup since she loves how sensitive the one-legged viking is.
Batgirl: That's very nice.
Nightwing: What's next? "Wonderbat"?
Batman: (blushing) I, uh... have no idea what you're talking about. (Stops blushing) Here it is, you two. Welcome to the Archipelago.
(The Bat-Trio arrived at the Archipelago)
(Scene changes to Dragon's Edge)
Tuffnut Thorston: A little to the left. Little bit more. Little bit-- No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, now we got to go back right. Let's get-- Let's head back to the right!
Ruffnut Thorston: Failure is not an option. The entire known world is counting on us!
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: So does everything have to be a game with them or...?
Snotlout Jorgenson: They share a pea brain, Hiccup, and peas are really small to start with. [laughs, yells]
(Snotlout avoids the scrap metal before the twins dropped it on top of him)
Ruffnut Thorston: Nailed it!
(Tuffnut and Ruffnut high five each other)
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Okay, look come on down, you two. (Ruffnut blows raspberries at Hiccup) We have to decide what to do with all this scrap metal.
Snotlout Jorgenson: Throw it in the water with the lovebirds and those Nuts over there (points at Mala, Dagur and the Thorston Twins).
Fishlegs Ingerman: And pollute the ocean? Uh-uh. Not on my watch.
Tuffnut Thorston: If only there was a way, some-- some way that this metal, this very metal here could benefit all of dragon-kind.
Ruffnut Thorston: Yeah, like if there was a dragon that could somehow reuse all this junk.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III/Fishlegs Ingerman: Armorwing!
Snotlout Jorgenson: The Armorwing? That thief?
Tuffnut Thorston: This great deed shall be known forevermore as... re... doing the thing.
Ruffnut Thorston: Yeah, We'll figure it out, bro.
Tuffnut Thorston: Re-figure it out, bro.
Dagur the Deranged: (to the Twins) What are you talking about? (turns to Hiccup) What are they talking about?
(Astrid noticed Batman, Batgirl and Nightwing coming out of a portal.)
Astrid Hofferson: Hate to break up the conversation but I think Batman's here. And he's brought his sidekicks.
(Batman, Batgirl and Nightwing hop out of their vehicles.)
Batman: We meet again, Dragon Riders.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: It's good to see you too, Batman. What brings you here? The Justice League got sent here again?
Batman: Actually, today is my final visit to the Archipelago. I came here for a vacation.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Really? Oh, my Thor! (Looks at Nightwing and Batgirl) Uh, who are they?
Batman: These are my sidekicks Nightwing and Batgirl.
Batgirl: Hi! Batman told us about you.
Nightwing: Nice to meet you!
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Nightwing, Batgirl, nice to meet you, too. This is Toothless, a Night Fury and the last of his kind.
(Toothless walks up to Batgirl and Nightwing.)
Batgirl: Look! He's colored black, like a Batmobile sized bat! (Giggles)
(Toothless retracts his teeth.)
Nightwing: Woah! Who knew that a dragon had retractable teeth. (laughs)
Tuffnut Thorston: Say uncle. Say Uncle Tuffnut. Say your favorite Uncle Tuffnut. Say- (Batman death stares at him) Ahh! Mommy (hides behind Barf and Belch)!
(Batgirl and Nightwing noticed two Night Terrors, a Razorwhip and a Shadow Wing.)
Batgirl: Three black dragons? They're adorable!
Nightwing: This one's made of steel. It's cool!
Batman: You must mean Night-Bat, Bat-Terror, Wing-Bat and Night Shadow. I tamed them myself.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Hey, so can you believe this wedding deal? I mean, I've never seen Dagur so passionate about anything. Well, except maybe killing me.
Astrid Hofferson: Yeah. they can't seem to take their eyes off each other since they've known each other a few months.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: [chuckles] Yeah, no kidding.
Astrid Hofferson: Batman, want some of my Yaknog?
Batman: No, no, no. We're fine. We had some coffee on the plane. Really.
Astrid Hofferson: Okay, then. I'll give you some. (Puts a funnel in Batman's mouth and pours a mug of Yaknog in and Batman swallows it.) See? It's not that bad. (continues trying to get Hiccup to notice her necklace.)
Batman: (Shudders) I need some Bat-Breath mints to get the taste of Yaknog out of my-- (stomach gurgling) Uh-oh. (Nothing happens) That wasn't so b-- (Burps the loudest and the Terrible Terrors flew off.)
(Toothless laughs at him.)
Batman: Not funny, Toothless.
Tuffnut Thorston: Ugh! They're ignoring me?! (scoffs) What a bunch of childish dorks.
Batgirl: (jumps on Nightwing's shoulders) You're the one childish, Tuffnut!
(Nightwing and Batgirl then start beating up Ruffnut and Tuffnut.)
Tuffnut Thorston: Okay, now, yes, uncle, uncle! What you want me to say?! I'll say what you want me to say!
(Nightwing and Batgirl tie up the Twins.)
Snotlout Jorgenson: How did they-
Batman: Bat-secret. You wouldn't want to know.
Snotlout Jorgenson: Ew!
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: They sure can tie them up.
Astrid Hofferson: Yeah, like Mystery Incorporated.
Batman: Hold on. Did you say "Mystery Incorporated"?
Mala: For a hero, you sure are mysterious, Batman Dark Knight.
Batman: It's "Batman". Just "Batman", Mala.
Dagur the Deranged: Don't listen to Batserker, Mala-Pooh. You can now pay attention to your King Dagur. (he and Mala giggle)
Batman: Wait a minute. King Dagur?
Snotlout Jorgenson: Didn't you know, Batman? Mala and Dagur are getting married.
Batman: (Looks at Mala and Dagur) Ugh. (Retches)
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Batman, how do you know Mystery Incorporated?
Batman: First, I saved them and Crystal Cove from Vandal Savage. Second, how did you meet them?
Astrid Hofferson: (Flashback plays) We first met them when they nearly ran over Snotlout. They helped us find Throk and the missing Defenders of the Wing. When Velma unmasked the Ghost of Grimborn, it was actually Johann in disguise. (Flashback ends) And that's how we became friends with the Scooby Gang.
Batman: Impressive. The leader of Mystery Incorporated is non-other than Frederick Herman Jones. I'm sure you already knew Velma, Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III/Astrid Hofferson: Of course we did.
Tuffnut Thorston: Hey, Bats. How about we prepare a feast for you? It will-
Batman: On my final day in the Archipelago, Tuffnut? I don't think so. And that's a big fat no for your fat chubby face.
(Tuffnut starts crying and Ruffnut gets riled up)
Ruffnut Thorston: What's wrong with you?! Batman, why do you have to be so mean to my brother?!
Batman: (smiles) I'm Batman!
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: At least she's not mad at me for saying... (Ruffnut glares at him. Toothless roars terrifyingly, scaring the Twins who ran away.) Thanks, bud. I'd like the enthusiasm. So want to come with us to deliver some scrap metal?
Batman: (sighs) Fine. Hopefully it'll take my mind off of the Twins.
Nightwing: Hey, Astrid! Wanna come?!
Batgirl: It's gonna be fun!
Nightwing/Batgirl: Please, Astrid?! Please, please, please?!
Astrid Hofferson: Yeah, sure. Let's go.
(Scene changes to Gotham City)
(Commissioner Gordon turns on the Bat-Signal.)
Commissioner Gordon: I guess I have time to brew a fresh pot of coffee before he gets-- (Superman flew past) Here. My goodness, Batman, that was (turns to Superman) faster than...
Superman: You must be Commissioner Gordon. I'm Superman.
Commissioner Gordon: Yes, I know who you are.
Superman: I'm filling in for the Dark Knight while he's away on vacation.
Commissioner Gordon: Vacation?!
Superman: You know, Batman cannot say enough good things about you. He's practically chatty about it! Well, for Batman, anyway.
Commissioner Gordon: Are we talking about the same guy?
Robin: (to Commissioner Gordon) What seems to be the problem, Commissioner?
Superman: Robin? I thought you were--
Robin: Homework done! Time to fight some crime!
Commissioner Gordon: It's the Joker. That madcap madman has escaped from Arkham Asylum. Again!
Robin: The Joker! That's about as serious as it can get. We'd better contact Batman and inform him of--
Superman: What? And ruin his vacation? Nonsense! The Joker's the guy in the clown makeup, right?
Robin: He may look like a clown, but he's no joke. Batman has a specific Joker protocol to follow. First we round up his known associate--
Superman: We are not rounding up anything, Boy Wonder. Hello? It's a school night. (Robin groans) A growing boy needs eight hours of sleep. I think I can handle this non-powered clown all by myself, thank you. (Robin groans again)
Commissioner Gordon: Well, if Batman must be out of town, it's good to know he left Gotham in the capable hands of a hero like... (turns to Superman who's still here with Robin) Oh. You're still here.
Superman: Why wouldn't I be?
Commissioner Gordon: I don't know, I thought you'd be gone.
Superman: You were still talking. (Robin sighs) That'd be incredibly rude. Besides, what if you said something important?
Commissioner Gordon: Well, I try not to save any important information till the end. Never mind. Just go get the Joker. And good luck!
Superman: No need for luck, Commissioner. Superman is on the case! I'll have the Joker back in Arkham (carries Robin by the cape) and Robin off to bed in no time! Come, Boy Wonder! (Flies off)
Commissioner Gordon: So, that's what it's like to finish a conversation. Hmm. Not bad.
(Scene changes to the Gang and the Bat-Trio dumping metal in the Armorwing's stash)
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Hopefully the Armorwing will accept it.
Dagur the Deranged: Why? Hiccup? Why?
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Uh, uh, well the dragon uses metal to protect itself, so it would--
Nightwing: Come on, Dagur! Isn't it great to be out in the fresh air with your new friends? We're having a great time! For me and Batgirl that--
Dagur the Deranged: No! Why must I be away from my beloved? Nightwing, my heart bleeds without her, like its been ripped from my heaving chest and left to die on a lonely, distant rock.
(Batman looks at Dagur in shock.)
Nightwing: Wait... You're getting married to Mala?!
Fishlegs Ingerman: Aw, that's so beautiful, Dagur. Very poetic.
(Batman noticed the necklace around Astrid's neck. Batman jumps in front of Astrid who gasps in fright.)
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Batman, is everything all right?
Batman: Hiccup, the accessory around Astrid's neck is her Betrothal Necklace. She was trying to get you to notice it.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Astrid, were you?
Astrid Hofferson: Mm-hmm.
(Batman takes the necklace off of Astrid and throws it back to Hiccup.)
Batman: Might want to keep it safe just in case the Armorwing doesn't-- (gets kicked in the groin by Astrid.) OW!!! (Collapses on the ground) Why did you hit me in the Batarangs?
Astrid Hofferson: That's for taking my Necklace.
Fishlegs Ingerman: Batman, are you okay?
Batman: Yes, I'm fine, Fishlegs. (Groaning)
(Astrid walks over to Hiccup and they share a kiss.)
Astrid Hofferson: And that's for finally noticing the Necklace. Thank you, babe.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: You're welcome, m'lady.
Nightwing: Holy engagement gift!
Snotlout Jorgenson: Holy what?
Batgirl: Wow. You actually say things like that.
Fishlegs Ingerman: Nightwing, is that your catchphrase?
Nightwing: I do not say "Holy" all the time, Fishlegs. I said it a couple of times back when I was Robin and it became a "thing". I really never do it.
Astrid Hofferson: Nightwing, I thought the kid was Robin.
Batgirl: Damian is the fifth Robin, Nightwing was the first Robin.
Dagur the Deranged: Hiccup, brother!
Dagur the Deranged: I know this question might come as a shock, but... will you honor me by being my best man? (Astrid whispers to Toothless who laughs) (sniffles) Before you answer, I-I know I don't deserve you, but I-I just can't imagine that glorious day without you by my side.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: [chuckles] Uh, Dagur, I-I don't-- I don't know what to say.
Astrid Hofferson: Hiccup, if you don't say yes, then Toothless will Plasma Blast me.
(Toothless lights up his mouth.)
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Uh... uh, yes.
Dagur the Deranged: Oh! Brotherly hug?
(Dagur squeezes Hiccup in a tight hug. Toothless holds his fire.)
Nightwing: Hiccup and Dagur are brothers?
Astrid Hofferson: Fraternal but yeah. Dagur's our enemy ever since we were young, but now he and his sister Heather, who happens to be my best friend, have joined us in our fight against Krogan, Johann and Viggo.
Snotlout Jorgenson: Hiccup hasn't even chosen a best man? Ugh! That's weird, right? Like Batman's cute little tool belt thingy.
Batgirl: (gasps in shock)
Nightwing: Uh, Snot-Face? I don't think you should say that near Batman.
(Batman gets really riled up.)
Snotlout Jorgenson: It's "Snotlout". Have you and Batgirl been to school, Nightwing? My name is-- (gets punched in the stomach really hard by Batman) Ow!
Batman: You mean my Utility Belt! It's a convenient storage space for an assortment of tools without them getting in the way! Would a cute little belt thingy do (throws Snotlout at a tree) that?!
Snotlout Jorgenson: (groans) Note to self, don't call Batman's belt cute.
Nightwing: Snotlout, are you okay?
Snotlout Jorgenson: Shut up, Nightwing!
Nightwing: Hey, I was being nice!
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Snotlout always tells anyone to "shut up" everytime they ask him. Speaking of which... Shut up, Snotlout! (Hiccup punches Snotlout in the face. Astrid watched in amusement.)
Snotlout Jorgenson: OWWW!!! WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?!?!?! Oh, hold on. I gotta take a- (Snotlout falls, knocked out)
Batgirl: (to Hiccup) Believe it or not, Batman doesn't like it when someone calls his Utility Belt "cute".
(Hiccup cracks his knuckles.)
Astrid Hofferson: Can I ask you a question? What's a "Damian"?
Nightwing: Your brawn is strong, Astrid, but your brain isn't.
Astrid Hofferson: Alright. You asked for this, Nightwing. (punches Nightwing in the gut, flips him over and lands on top of him.)
Nightwing: UNCLE!! UNCLE!!!
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Oh, hey it's the Armorwing. Quick. Everyone hide.
Fishlegs Ingerman: It's working, Hiccup.
Batman: Fascinating. (Gets poked by Dagur) What is it, Dagur?
Dagur the Deranged: Did your girlfriend got you that cute belt from the market, Batman? (laughing)
Astrid Hofferson: Hiccup, do you see something that looks, I don't know, different to you?
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Yes! How could I miss that?
Batman/Batgirl/Nightwing: Miss what?
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Right in front of my face the whole time. A Dragon Eye lens! The Armorwing has a Dragon Eye lens on it.
Batgirl: Ha! You think you saw an accessory on the dragon, you need to get your... (Astrid turns Batgirl's head and sees the lens on the Armorwing) I stand corrected.
(Scene changes to Gotham City)
(Superman is flying while looking for Joker)
Superman: Joker, Joker, Joker. (Singsongy) Where is the Joker?
(Superman’s cellphone starts ringing and he takes the call)
Superman: Superman's cellphone. Superman speaking, how can I help you?
Robin: It's Robin.
Superman: Hi Robin! [Realises that he’s not in bed] Wait. Isn't it your bedtime?
(Robin brushes his teeth and spits out toothpaste)
Robin: Working on it. Have you found the Joker yet?
Superman: It's not easy. It's so dark and... Gritty... Here in Gotham. Metropolis is all clean and white. It's easier to pick out the criminals.
(Superman looks at a tall building and sees Joker who is laughing maniacally)
Superman: Bingo! There he is! I'll have him locked up in no time!
Robin: [serious] Be careful, Superman. The Joker is one of Batman's trickiest foes.
Superman: [chuckles] Yes, I'm sure a non-powered foe can be a challenge for a non-powered hero. Gotta go! Bad guy to catch!
(Superman puts his cellphone in his pocket and sets off to stop the Joker)
Joker: Oh, Spoony, isn't it wonderful? With Batsy gone, all of Gotham is our own funhouse!
(Superman appears behind Joker who looks behind)
Superman: There's nothing fun about crime, Joker!
Joker: [gasps] Look, Spoony! Batsy decided to leave Little Boy Blue to watch the house while he's away. [Mock voice] This is gonna be fun! [laughs]
Superman: Uh, yes, well, the only fun you and your, uh, [clears throat] spoon, will be having is back at your cell in Arkham.
Joker: [Normal voice] No! You'll never take us back there! Spoony will never allow it!
Superman: Give up now, Joker. I have superpowers, and all you have is a... a spoon.
(Joker realizes that Superman has superpowers, so he has an idea)
Joker: [Normal voice] Superpowers? Like what? [Mock voice] Can you grow money from trees?
Superman: Well, uh, no.
Joker: [Mock voice] Can you make dogs invisible?
Superman: [Annoyed] Spoony, that's not even a real superpower.
Joker: [Normal voice] Perhaps a demonstration for Spoony?
Superman: Well, I can shoot super hot beams from my eyes with super-accuracy.
Joker: [Mock voice] Oh really? Prove it, you big goof!
(Superman uses his heat vision on him, but Joker uses Spoony to deflect the laser, breaking the walls of Arkham Asylum, Harley Quinn, Penguin, Poison Ivy and Scarecrow realizes that they’re free and ran off to cause chaos in Gotham City while laughing maniacally, Robin sees it on the Batcomputer)
Joker: [Normal voice] Oh, well done, Spoony! [Mock voice] Thanks, Super-sucker!
(Joker runs off to cause mayhem in Gotham City)
Superman: (sighs) Batman will not be happy about this.
(Superman chases Joker, but finds a dynamite stick)
Superman: Alright, Joker, you may have tricked me once! Or twice.
(The dynamite blows up ruining Superman’s hair and covering him in smoke)
(Superman fixes his hair properly)
Superman: I'm starting to see why the Bat-bunch wanted that vacation.
(Scene changes to the Riders and Bat-trio looking at the lens on the Armorwing)
Fishlegs Ingerman: I can't believe it! A Dragon Eye lens on a dragon? How did you see it, Hiccup, hidden in all that metal?
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: I- uh-- I don't know. When it comes to accessories, I'm just not the noticing type.
Astrid Hofferson: Hiccup, you have no problem noticing the lens on the Armorwing because it's a dragon. I know what you're trying to say. (kisses Hiccup's cheek.) That's for noticing the lens, Hiccy-kins.
Nightwing: Holy Dragon Eye glass! That lens is stuck on the Armorwing. I did it again, didn't I?
Dagur the Deranged: Don't you die before my wedding.
(Hiccup approaches the Armorwing and almost tames it) (Dragon Flyers show up)
Flyer 1: Hyah! Come on!
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Thanks, bud.
Astrid Hofferson: Flyers coming in hot!
Flyer 2: Hyah! [grunting]
Fishlegs Ingerman: Aah!
Flyer 1: En garde!
Snotlout Jorgenson: Yeah! Keep flying, suckers! Me and Hooky chased 'em off, guys. Hookfang! Snotlout! Oy, oy, oy!
Astrid Hofferson: No, you didn't. They were scouts. They left to go report in.
Nightwing: I agree with Hoffster.
Snotlout Jorgenson: You say "scouts," I say "deadly assassins." Who's to say who're right?
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Astrid and Nightwing are right.
Snotlout Jorgenson: Shut up, Hiccup.
Nightwing: Ha! Wrong! Snotlout mistakes those Flyers for "deadly assassins", but it turns out that they're actually "scouts". So that means, Astrid and I are-- (Realizing Hiccup's right.) Gah!
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Look, as soon as Krogan finds out we're here, he'll be coming to find out why we're here. We have to find the Armorwing and get the dragon lens off of him before they get here.
Batman: He's right. If Krogan steals the Justice Crystal from Hiccup, no force on Earth will be able to stop his Dragon Flyer army. Not even the Justice League.
(Scene changes to the Hall of Justice)
(Cyborg is walking to the very special table while holding a pepperoni pizza in his hands)
Cyborg: (whistles) Come to me, my yummy piece of pepperoni.
(Cyborg answers the call from Superman)
Superman: (nervous) Hey, there... Uh, Cyborg.
Cyborg: Wow! Superman, hi! (puts away his pepperoni pizza) I definitely wasn't eating pizza at the Hall of Justice's very special table.
Superman: Ah. Good, good. Fantastic.
(Harley is seen cackling maniacally)
Cyborg: [Confused] Superman, is anything... Wrong?
Superman: What? No, no, everything's great. I just thought maybe you might want to, uh, hang out a little. You know, like you kids say.
(Penguin fires the missiles from his duck car at Superman)
(Superman drops his cellphone and Cyborg realises that Joker tricked the Man of Steel into releasing the criminals)
(Scarecrow is running away with bags of money while laughing maniacally, Joker throws a dynamite on a car while laughing maniacally, then the car explodes)
(Superman picks up his cellphone)
Superman: You know what? Maybe a little help around here wouldn't be completely unwelcome.
(Wonder Woman is seen drinking coffee)
Cyborg: Hey, Wonder Woman's here. You want to ask her?
Superman: No! No, no, no. No need to bother her, [chuckles] we got this. No real reason to mention it to anyone in the League, ever.
Cyborg: Oh. Ok. Whatever. Happy to help. Just you and me, taking on crime. We'll be a great team!
Superman: Absolutely. Just like Batman and Robin. Fine, see you soon. Very soon. Please hurry.
(Superman hangs up and Cyborg is excited to be working with Superman as his sidekick like Batman and Robin)
Cyborg: [laughs in giddiness] Just like Batman and Robin.
(Scene changes to the Riders and the Bat-Trio searching for the Armorwing.)
Fishlegs Ingerman: The Armorwing has to be around here somewhere.
Nightwing: Hope we don't run into snakes.
Snotlout Jorgenson: (screams) Snakes?! Where?! Where?!
Batgirl: Snotlout, don't tell me you're afraid of snakes.
Fishlegs Ingerman: Of course he is, Batgirl. Snotlout has a fear of snakes.
Nightwing: Maybe he should change his name to "Snotlette".
(Batgirl, Nightwing and Toothless laugh.)
Snotlout Jorgenson: (sarcastically laughing) Funny, Nightwing. (Hookfang laughs) It's not that funny, pal. You're not even cool like Cyborg. (gets burnt a bit by Hookfang.) Hookfang.
(Hiccup tries to get Astrid's attention but she walks over to Batman.)
Astrid Hofferson: Something on your mind, Batman?
Batman: No, it's nothing. At least the Twins didn't ruin my Bat-Birthday.
Astrid Hofferson: "Bat-Birthday"? What's that?
Batman: It's my date of birth. I left Gotham City before arriving at the Archipelago.
Astrid Hofferson: You left Gotham in the hands of your best friend?
Batman: I don't have a best friend.
Astrid Hofferson: I meant Superman? (Batman sighs) Why are you feeling glum?
Batman: It's not glum, it's a former friendship. You may not know this, Astrid. But it began long ago, when Deathstroke and I were best friends.
Astrid Hofferson: (gasps) Deathstroke is your best friend?
Batman: We were also sworn enemies. It all started when (flashback plays) I had just become a student at Madame Mantis' dojo. I remember it so clearly. Our very first class together was Arts and Crafts.
Madame Mantis: Time's up, miserable rookies! Show me your art now! (Slade shows his terrible art) Ah! Scary!
Young Slade Wilson: I'm not finished, I only painted half of it.
Madame Mantis: Believe me, it won't help. You'll be the death of me, boy. That's so terrifying, it almost gave me a stroke. From now on, I'll call you (puts mask on Slade) Strokedeath.
Young Slade Wilson: Oh. That sounds weird. How about Deathstroke?
Madame Mantis: (hits Slade with her cane) Strokedeath!
Young Slade Wilson: Ow!
Madame Mantis: Show me yours, newbie. (Bruce shows his art.) Hmm. Not bad, rich kid. You are a regular Michelangelo in papier-mâché. From now on, I'll call you (puts mask on Bruce and smiles) Batface. When you finish your training, you will be known as... "Batman". (Young Bruce smiles)
Batman [v.o]: Madame Mantis' preferential treatment of me eventually set the stage for my relationship with Slade.
(Young Bruce fought Slade and wins.)
Madame Mantis: Very good, Batface. You have mastered all the techniques I have given you. There is but one skill left... The forbidden move.
Young Slade Wilson: (gasps in shock)
Young Bruce Wayne: I would be honored to learn whatever Madame Mantis deems fit.
Young Slade Wilson: No, I have been here longer! I am the senior student! You have to teach me the technique first!
Madame Mantis: I teach what I teach to those ready to be taught. And you are not ready, Strokedeath.
Young Slade Wilson: It's DEATHSTROKE! And I'm ready for ANYTHING! I am Slade Wilson! I am the best at everything I do, and you waste your senile talents on THIS fool?! I don't need you or your stupid forbidden move! I'll become the greatest fighter the world has ever known, and I'll do it ON MY OWN!
Batman [v.o]: I didn't see Slade again for years. The next time I saw him, (flashback ends) he had become Deathstroke, the world's most deadly mercenary.
Astrid Hofferson: Woah. Sorry, Batman. I-I didn't know.
Batman: It's okay. Despite the anger inside, you're a woman whose heart is full of pure love, compassion and peace.
Astrid Hofferson: Thank you. Hey, what about your relationship with that Madame Mantis?
Batman: To be continued.
(Armorwing lands a little bit away as Batman and Astrid look behind and Scene changes to Gotham City)
(Gotham City is in chaos with screaming heard from women, car sirens going off and explosions being set off)
(Superman tries to stop Harley Quinn, but is distracted by Penguin, then Cyborg lands beside Superman while wearing a cape just like Robin)
Cyborg: Holy garbage truck! Gotham City is filthy with criminals!
Superman: Holy what? Why are you talking like that? [realizes Cyborg is wearing a cape] Wait. You don't usually wear a cape, do you, Cyborg?
Cyborg: Uh. Yes. Yes, I do. [excited] And would you please call me Boy Wonder?
(Superman and Cyborg land in front of Gotham bank)
Superman: Hmmm. X-ray vision reveals...
(Superman uses his X-ray vision and found Poison Ivy)
Superman: I believe we've found the lady criminal called Poison Ivy!
Cyborg: Holy horticulture, Bat... I mean, Superman! What do we do now?
Superman: Follow my lead! We'll have this plant back in her pot before you can say "evergreen"!
(Superman sets off)
Cyborg: [laughs in giddiness] Not bad.
(Cyborg follows Superman and they approach Poison Ivy)
Superman: I'm sorry, ma'am, but I'm afraid your thieving days are over.
Poison Ivy: [gasps] You wouldn't hit a lady, would you, boys?
Superman: Why, no. Of course not. But I mean...
Poison Ivy: Good!
(Poison Ivy’s Carnivorous plant pushes Superman and Cyborg out of Gotham bank)
(Superman and Cyborg land on their backs)
Superman: This maybe more difficult than I thought.
Cyborg: Wonder Woman?
Superman: Okay. Call Wonder Woman.
(Scene goes back to the other riders watching the Armorwing)
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Look, we have to get the lens. If we don't, Johann, Viggo and Krogan will hunt down the Armorwing until they have it. Aah!
Snotlout Jorgenson: And how exactly are we supposed to do that?
Dagur the Deranged: Oh, Snot-Hat.
Snotlout Jorgenson: You know, I thought we were past that! My name- Oh, I get it. It's 'cause I'm wearing a hat. [laughs]
Dagur the Deranged: I know a thing or two about winning over people that want me dead. Well, Mala, Heather, uh, Savage, Alvin... Ooh, that merchant from the Northern Market... most of the Archipelago, really.
Batman: Yes, I see... Wait, what?
Dagur the Deranged: I have a gift for you.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Come on, guys. We can't let him get away. Look out, bud!
Fishlegs Ingerman: Calm down. We're not here to hurt you.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Toothless, climb! [Krogan appears in front of the Armorwing]
Batgirl: Who's that? Johann?
Batman: No, it's... Krogan.
(Scene goes to Gotham City)
(Cyborg and Superman have been coated by Poison Ivy’s pheromones)
Poison Ivy: [laughs] So kind of you gentlemen to provide dinner on our first date. Especially when you're the main course.
Wonder Woman: Mighty Aphrodite! It's a good thing you boys called for backup!
(Wonder Woman arrives and wraps her lasso around Poison Ivy)
Wonder Woman: Now. Tell me what you've done to my friends.
Poison Ivy: My special plant pheromones have intoxicated your friends and placed them under my control.
(Poison Ivy’s pheromones intoxicates Wonder Woman)
Poison Ivy: And now I have you, too!
(Poison Ivy uses Wonder Woman’s own lasso and throws her in one of the mouths of her Carnivorous Plants)
Poison Ivy: We overheard Cyborg's pathetic call for your help. We've been waiting for you. Now the real fun begins!
(Scene changes to Joker’s Funhouse)
(Lights turn on and Superman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg wake up)
Joker: Ladies and gentlemen! Cyborgs, Supermen and Wonder Women! Welcome to Gotham's preeminent party palace! The Joker Fun House!
(Joker cackles and Penguin, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy cackle and the spotlights reveal the rides that tortures the villains’ victims)
Joker: [Mock voice] Fun for us, anyway. (Laughs) [Normal voice] Oh, Spoony, you're so bad! (Cackles maniacally)
Cyborg: Woah. Is that a talking spoon?
(Superman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg get up)
Superman: I've had enough of this nonsense, Joker! I'm not falling for any more tricks!
Joker: Did somebody say, "falling"?
(Joker goes down a slide, cackling maniacally and jumps while pounding his hammer on the ground)
(Superman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg look at the High Striker reach 100, and are launched into the shark tank)
(Wonder Woman uses her emergency stop, but Superman and Cyborg land in the shark tank’s water)
Wonder Woman: You two need to work on your emergency stops.
(Penguin laughs maniacally and his Robo-penguins march towards the heroes)
Penguin: Out of the water and into the frying pan!
(Penguin uses his umbrella to shoot bullets at the Leaguers, Wonder Woman uses her bracelets do deflect the bullets and Superman gets out of the shark tank)
Superman: Give it up, Penguin! Unlike Batman, bullets have no effect on--
(A fish hits Superman’s face and throws it off)
Superman: [Spits] What is--What is that?! A fish?!?!
(Penguin fires more fish from the cannon and hits Superman again while Wonder Woman avoids it)
Superman: [spits] I hate Gotham City! Ugh! Its criminals are so weird!!
(Cyborg uses his Arm cannon to defeat the Robo-penguins)
Cyborg: Don't worry, Superman! I've activated my internal nose plugs and deactivated my gag reflex!
(Cyborg flies high)
Cyborg: I'll pluck that foul fish-flinging fowl!
(Scarecrow’s biplane flew over Cyborg which causes his head to spin but stops it, then Superman and Wonder Woman are at the same flight as Cyborg)
Penguin: (cackles) Unlike real penguins, this one can fly!
(Penguin uses his umbrella to fly and land on Scarecrow’s biplane)
Penguin: Scarecrow, hit 'em with your Fear Gas!
(Scarecrow and Penguin cackle maniacally)
(Scarecrow’s biplane fires Fear Gas missiles, Cyborg uses his cyber-shield, but he, Superman and Wonder Woman get infected by Fear Gas)
Superman/Wonder Woman/Cyborg: [coughing] Huh? [gasps]
(Superman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg look down and their faces went from clueless to really scared, Superman and Wonder Woman hold on to Cyborg while shaking in fear)
Wonder Woman: Look how high up we are!
Cyborg: No! No! No!
Superman: I'm suddenly afraid of heights!
(Superman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg fall down)
Superman/Wonder Woman/Cyborg: [screaming]
(Superman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg land on the Deadly Duckies, Penguin cackles maniacally as the Deadly Duckies spin faster, tossing Superman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg on the Carnivorous Fall, the ride rises to the top and the Carnivorous Plant tries to bite Superman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg who are avoiding it and the ride drops with Poison Ivy laughing maniacally. Then Superman is chased by a Robo-clown, Wonder Woman is getting poked by pitchforks and Cyborg is hanging upside down while Joker, Harley Quinn and Penguin laugh maniacally. Then Superman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg are tied upside down freaking out while being surrounded by flaming trash cans, Harley Quinn laugh maniacally while riding her motorcycle. Superman and Wonder Woman are paralysed by laughing mirrors and Cyborg is avoiding a Robo-clown. Then Superman who’s screaming in fear, is on a minecart while the sky is a purple swirl and giant versions of Joker, Harley Quinn, Penguin, Poison Ivy and Scarecrow are laughing maniacally and the minecart stops, sending Superman flying onto the ground with Wonder Woman and Cyborg who are shaking in fear. Then Joker shoves Spoony in front of the three Leaguers)
Joker: [Mock voice] Ha-ha! Looks like you forgot to "buckle" up! [Normal voice] (cackles) Too bad! Because the rides are just beginning! (Cackling maniacally)
(Superman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg are running away from three Robo-clowns while screaming in fear)
(Robin noticed that the Justice Leaguers are being tortured by the criminals while watching from the Bat computer and drinking coffee)
(Robin receives a call from Beast Boy)
(Beast Boy, Raven and Starfire are battling Giganta in Metropolis)
Beast: Hey Robin! Starfire, Raven and I are about to finish off Giganta here in Metropolis! How 'bout you ditch the cave and join us for our next adventure? Pizza Pandemonium!
Robin: Sorry, Beast Boy. No can do.
(Starfire and Raven fly around Giganta, making her dizzy.)
Beast Boy: What?! Because it's a school night? Or is it really because you're a...
(Beast Boy turns into a chicken and clucks in mockery, Robin is not amused, then Beast Boy turns back. Giganta collapses.)
Beast Boy: Chicken, get it? Because I became a chicken?
(Robin presses the button and Superman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg are cowering in fear while being surrounded by Joker, Harley Quinn, Scarecrow, Poison Ivy and Penguin, then the webcam goes back to Beast Boy)
Robin: Save some pizza for me. I have to stay here in Gotham and handle a big problem.
(Robin turns off the Bat computer and Beast Boy waves goodbye)
(Robin sets off to save the Justice League)
(Scene changes to Hiccup facing Krogan)
Krogan: When my scouts told me you were chasing an Armorwing, I was pretty sure I knew why, but I didn't expect you to deliver the dragon and lens right to me. Thank you. [Toothless starts to fire a plasma blast] Careful, Night Fury, you don't want to hit the poor Armorwing. (spots Batman) So, you're the one they called you "Batman", is it?
Batman: You wouldn't want to make fun of me, Krogan. The Night Terrors are like bats to me!
Batgirl: Dragon Flyers and Dragon Hunters? Working together?!
Nightwing: Maybe they met while weapon shopping.
Krogan: So, those are your little friends? They're no match against my Singetails!
Krogan: The dragons my Flyers are riding?
Krogan: The one I'm riding who shares a secret bond?
Krogan: We teamed up with Johann's Dragon Hunters?
Batgirl: Needs work.
Astrid Hofferson: I hate to interrupt but Batgirl and Nightwing don't like your dragons. Literally.
Dagur the Deranged: Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Who doesn't love a good face-off?
Batman: Give it up, Krogan! You're outnumbered! It's eight against one!
Krogan: Or is it?
Batman: (gulps) Me and my big Bat-Mouth.
Krogan: You have friends. I have friends. The difference is, I don't care if mine live or die. Now!
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Watch out for the Armorwing!
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Look out! [The Armorwing throws flaming metal and hits a flyer]
Fishlegs Ingerman: The Armorwing has another defensive move. [laughs] What an amazing dragon!
Snotlout Jorgenson: Big deal. It tosses metal. So can Gobber. Aah!
(Batman throws a batarang at a Flyer)
Fishlegs Ingerman: Hiccup, the Armorwing.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: I know. It's a powerful move, but it leaves him vulnerable.
Astrid Hofferson: He's hit!
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Fall back! Protect the Armorwing!
(Scene changes to Joker’s Funhouse)
(Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Scarecrow and Penguin are dancing to celebrate their victory against the Justice League)
(Superman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg are placed in a cauldron filled with molten kryptonite while coated in pheromones)
Wonder Woman: [sighs] This Kryptonite bathtub is... strangely soothing.
Cyborg: Must be those vegetables Poison Ivy added to this soup we're sitting in. Despite our certain demise I just feel so calm right now.
Superman: I blame the spoon.
Cyborg: Why's that?
Superman: It's a soup spoon.
Joker: (cackles) [Normal voice] And very soon now, Spoony, they'll be boiled away into vapours! And we'll be rid of half of the world's most annoying superheroes! [Mock voice] Emphasis on the soup! [Laughs in Mock and Normal voices]
(Scene goes to the gang and the Bat-Trio hiding away from the blasts of the Singetails)
Batgirl: Ahh! He's playing Duck Hunt! And we're sitting ducks!
Dagur the Deranged: Batgirl's right, Hiccup. It's only a matter of time until we all go boom!
Fishlegs Ingerman: He can't fly, Hiccup. He's not gonna make it.
Snotlout Jorgenson: We have to do something! Come on, Hiccup!
Nightwing: You have to think of a plan, Hiccup, think!
(Batman looks at Hiccup who was looking at Astrid)
Batman [v.o]: Of course. Hiccup can't do this alone without Astrid.
(Astrid walks over to Hiccup and holds his hand)
Astrid Hofferson: I'm with you.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: I know. Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
Dagur the Deranged: Come on, Strykey! Make me proud!
Krogan: He's trying to escape with the lens!
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Okay, bud, now's our chance.
Flyer: Why are we stopping? He's getting away!
Fishlegs Ingerman: Hiccup!
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Ah!
Dragon Hunter: Fire!
Batman/Batgirl/Nightwing: Flyers coming in hot!
(Hiccup and Astrid look at each other)
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Snotlout, Fishlegs, Nightwing, I know you guys can carry the Armorwing all by yourselves.
Snotlout Jorgenson: WHAT?!
Nightwing: Why aren't you and your girlfriend carrying the Armorwing?
Astrid Hofferson: Hiccup and I have some unfinished business.
(Astrid and Hiccup attack the flyers behind them)
Flyer: Out of the way! Go there! [One flyer shoots another by accident] Sorry!
(Batgirl jumps off of Stormfly's tail and rapidly punches a Flyer in the face, rapidly kicks him in the stomach and bashing him off the Singetail and into the ocean. Batgirl lands on Stormfly.)
Batgirl: I learned that from a cartoon once.
Dagur the Deranged: Remember me? Ooh. Testy.
Astrid Hofferson: Oh, no! Dagur!
Dagur the Deranged: This one's for you, Mala-poo.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Oh, no. KROGAN!!! You want the lens?! GO GET IT!!! [Hiccup throws the Dragon eye Lens into the ocean]
Dagur the Deranged: Uh oh!
Fishlegs Ingerman: Hiccup, what did you do?
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: I gave them the lens. And maybe that will come back to haunt us someday. All I know is today we are saving this dragon.
(Scene goes to the Riders and the Bat-Trio)
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Now Krogan and Johann are ahead of us. We'll have to find another lens.
Batman: You don't have to, Hiccup.
Fishlegs Ingerman: What are you talking about, Batman?
Batman: It's because I already have the (reveals Dragon Eye lens) "real" lens.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Oh, thank Thor!
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Batman, how did you get it back?
Batman: Actually I switched the dragon eye lens with a bomb that takes shape of a real lens. Now you're one step ahead.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Thank you, Batman. None of this will happen if you hadn't switched the lens. Now let's get back to the Edge.
(Scene goes to the Riders and the Bat-Trio back at the clubhouse)
Dagur: Oh, Eskimo, butterfly, ooh! [gasps] Beard tickles! I thought of you, darling, every time I sent a dragon flyer screaming and plunging into the sea.
Mala: You are too sweet.
Nightwing: Hey, Mala, Ruffnut's brother Tuffnut told me and Batgirl about the "Dance of Blades". When I told the Nutcrackers that they can't prepare the feast for your wedding, he started crying like a baby. What's the Dance of Blades?
Mala: The Dance of Blades is the first dance between the bride and groom. Traditionally, it takes place on the royal lawn, on fresh "blades" of grass.
Batgirl: What does everyone get after the ceremony anyway, your Majesty?
Mala: Gift bags with Eruptodon trinkets carved from lava. I'm sure by now Throk has worn his little whittler to the nub. Nightwing, you and Batgirl might want one each as a souvenir, won't you?
Batgirl: We love to have those trinkets, Mala. But we have to go back to Gotham.
Nightwing: She's right, your Majesty. Enjoy your wedding with Dagur!
Batgirl: What Nightwing said is true.
Ruffnut Thorston: Hey, has anyone seen Batso?
Tuffnut Thorston: Yeah, where is he?
(Batgirl points over to Batman who released Night-Bat, Bat-Terror, Wing-Bat and Night Shadow.)
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Here. (hands the Justice Crystal to Batman) Make sure you don't lose it.
Batman: Thank you, Hiccup. My final visit here is very nice. I'll miss you and your friends.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: We'll all miss you too, Batman.
Batman: Well, I guess this is... (sniffles) Goodbye.
(They both share a hug and Batman is in tears.)
Tuffnut Thorston: Is Batman crying? (drops Chicken) I've never seen anything like that before.
(Batman, Nightwing and Batgirl leave for Gotham City)
Mala: Oh, my.
Fishlegs Ingerman: Okay. Come on, Meatlug. Let's go make some Gronckle Iron for the Armorwing.
(Astrid starts crying as Hiccup comforts her.)
Ruffnut Thorston: Oh, come on! You're not going to apologize to my brother!? You smelly stinker! Give me and Tuff what we want and we'll forgive you!
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Fine! But remember. You two wanted this.
Tuffnut Thorston: At last, Ruff. We-- Wait. Why did he clench his fist?
(Hiccup pulls his fist backwards.)
Ruffnut Thorston: Ha! It's like he's going to punch us instead of-- (Realized what she said before) Wait, what?
Tuffnut Thorston/Ruffnut Thorston: Uh-oh.
(Hiccup punches the Twins out of the Clubhouse and into the barrels of water. Toothless starts laughing.)
Astrid Hofferson: (sniffles) Thank you.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: You're welcome. Come with me. I have something to say to you.
(Scene changes to Joker’s Funhouse)
Superman: Wonder Woman, Cyborg, it was my pleasure to fight alongside you.
Cyborg: Me too.
(All of a sudden, Robin arrives in the Batcycle)
Harley Quinn: Oh no! It's Batman! He's back!
Joker: Pull yourself together! It's only the Brat Wonder.
Robin: That's right! And I "wonder" how you're going to like me shutting down your hot tub of horrors!
(Robin’s Batcycle fires missiles that extinguished the fires)
Joker: You butting-in bird boy!
(Robin uses the Batcycle and rams into Penguin, Harley Quinn, Joker, Poison Ivy and Scarecrow)
Robin: Wish I can stay and chat, but I have some friends to save! Out of the pool Justice League! Adult swim is over!
(Robin’s Batcycle tips over the cauldron, freeing the Justice League, from the pheromones)
Robin: Come on! Before they regroup!
(Robin took off in his Batcycle)
Joker: (groans) Right in the funny bone!
(Superman picks up Cyborg who is still tied up)
Cyborg: I just had the strangest dream. There was a hot tub, and Wonder Woman, and...
Wonder Woman: Wha...?
Superman: No time for that now, Cyborg. Up, up, and away!
(Superman carries Cyborg as he and Wonder Woman fallback to Gotham City)
Joker: Look! The Justice League is running away! GOTHAM IS OURS!!!
(The criminals cackle maniacally)
(Meanwhile back at Gotham City)
(Cyborg is squeaking thanks to the hot tub of horror)
Cyborg: Poison Ivy's soup made my servos squeak.
Superman: Thanks for coming to save us Robin.
Wonder Woman: You really are the Boy Wonder.
Robin: I wouldn't have had to save you if you had listened to me in the first place.
Superman: Tell me about it! When Batman gets back, he's going to give me, "the look". Because he loaned me a perfectly good city and I broke it!
Robin: Oh, yes, I know that look. Okay, I'm going to help you clean up this mess.
(Wonder Woman oils Cyborg’s inside and Cyborg puts his head back on)
Robin: But just because some of our criminals don't have superpowers doesn't mean they're not super-dangerous.
Cyborg: You got that right.
Robin: They're unpredictable, diabolical, dangerous villains!
(Robin hops back on the Batcycle)
Robin: And there's only one way to stop them.
Superman: What way is that?
Robin: The Bat-Way!
(Scene changes to the Training Arena)
Tuffnut Thorston: Sure am going to miss him.
Ruffnut Thorston: Me too. (Snickers) Remember when Johann got turned into a big scaredy-cat in front of Batman?
Tuffnut Thorston: (laughs) Yeah. I remembered that.
Ruffnut Thorston: And that was incredible.
Tuffnut Thorston: Who knew that that scrawny little one-legged viking had "that" in him.
Ruffnut Thorston: Oh, brother. We'll never get Hiccup to apologize to us.
Snotlout Jorgenson: I know one thing. Have you Nuts ever know what happened if Batman met Johann again?
Tuffnut Thorston: No.
Ruffnut Thorston: Uh-uh.
Snotlout Jorgenson: Hope you two have night lights. Because this will give you nightmares for years. (slices off the dummy's head and it flies to the Twins)
[Both start screaming]
Tuffnut Thorston: STOP! STOP!
(Snotlout leaves laughing as the Twins huddle in fear)
(Scene changes to Gotham City)
(Scarecrow is chasing two scout kids but Robin defeats scarecrow with his Batarang as Superman, Wonder Woman Cyborg write with a pen and paper while the kids cheer on. Cyborg defeats Penguin by using his arm as a Batarang. Penguin is now handcuffed by Robin. Wonder Woman defeats Poison Ivy with her Lasso and Poison Ivy is now in a cylinder glass.)
(Meanwhile on the rooftops)
(Commissioner Gordon is tied up to the bat signal)
Joker: [Normal voice] And now, newly appointed Police Commissioner Spoony, shall review my suggestions for the new rules of Gotham City. (Clears throat) Amnesty for all criminals? (Mock voice) Approved!
Harley Quinn: Wahoo!
Joker: (Normal voice) Imprisonment for all Superheroes? (Mock voice) Double approved!
Harley Quinn: Hooray!!
Joker: Commissioner Spoony, oh, you're the greatest!
(Superman knocks on the door)
Superman: Knock, knock.
Joker: Who's there?
(Joker walks up to the door)
Joker: Ima who?
(Superman punches the door, sending the Joker flying towards the Man of Steel)
Superman: "Ima" send you right back to Arkham where you belong, Joker!
(Wonder Woman captures Harley Quinn with her Lasso and Commissioner Gordon is now untied thanks to Cyborg)
Joker: Oh, knocked out by a knock-knock joke! From the Big Blue Bore Scout! (Chuckles) Now that's a laugh. (Realizes Spoony is missing) Where's Spoony?!
(Robin puts his foot on Spoony)
Robin: Spoony won't be joining you back at Arkham, Joker. Hope you enjoy eating the Asylum oatmeal. With your hands!
(Joker blows a raspberry in defeat, he and Harley Quinn are locked up in Arkham for good)
(Scene changes to the Batcave)
(Scarecrow lies on his bed, Poison Ivy is sitting behind the corner, Harley Quinn is pounding on a wall crying, Penguin is sitting back on the wall and Joker is put in his cell)
Joker: Outsmarted by an oversized Boy Scout! I'll never live it down... Never! Never!! NEVER!!!
(Then Joker angrily lies on his bed)
Superman: Well that's the last of them. Behind the walls of completely reliable mental health facility.
Cyborg: And not a moment too soon. Look!
(Batman, Nightwing and Batgirl arrived home)
Batgirl: Hi, guys!
Superman: Robin, listen...
Robin: I know. Don't worry. There's really no reason to let Batman know how...
Cyborg: How Superman released all the inmates from Arkham Asylum?
Beast Boy: The Joker outsmarted Superman with a spoon?
Starfire: How the super-criminals almost succeeded in the wrecking of the city?
Raven: And Robin saved Superman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg from being turned into soup at Joker's Funhouse?
Superman: Yes. Yes, that's it exactly.
(Batman, Batgirl and Nightwing use their grapples)
Superman: Batman! Welcome home, Dark Knight!
Batman: Any, trouble while I was away?
Superman: No. Well, I mean, you know, I mean not out of the ordinary. I, uh...
(Batman looks at Superman suspiciously)
Superman: I cannot tell a lie-i-ie! Joker outsmarted me with a spoon and tricked me into releasing Arkham's criminals who almost succeeded in wrecking Gotham City!
Wonder Woman: It's true, Gotham's criminals are an entirely new level of weird.
Cyborg: They almost turned us into soup.
Batman: Don't worry, I anticipated every part of that, except the spoon. All that matters now is that the city is safe once again.
(Superman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg’s faces changed from guilty to relieved)
Batman: Thanks to the four of you. Excellent rescue at Joker's Fun House, Robin.
Nightwing: Great job, kid. I set a pretty high standard when I was Robin, but you're taking it to a whole new level.
Robin: Thanks, Nightwing. Thanks, Batman. But how did you know what happened at Joker's Fun House?
Batman: Because I'm... Batface.
(Superman, Wonder Woman, Cyborg and Robin looked confused, then Batgirl and Nightwing laugh while Beast Boy, Raven and Starfire look at Batman with pride)
Batman [v.o]: And so ends another heroic adventure. Justice has been served and our beloved Gotham City is once again safe. Thanks to...
(Scene changes to Velma and Fred removing the zombie disguises revealing Chad and Krissy’s heads)
Mystery Incorporated: Chad and Krissy?!
Krissy: And we would've gotten away with it too!
Chad: If it weren't for you meddling kids!
Police Officer: Hey, I might've caught ya!
(Chad and Krissy are confused about his lie)
Police Officer: Ah, you're right. I'm pretty bad at my job. Thanks, meddling kids, I'll take it from here.
(Mystery Incorporated then walk somewhere else)
(Crystal Cove City; Nighttime)
Norville Shaggy Rogers: Man, oh, man. Like, I don't know about you guys, but I sure wouldn't mind going someplace nice and cool. How long have we been in Crystal Cove anyhow, two centuries?
Scooby-Doo: Three centuries?
Velma Daisy Dinkley: It's been two years.
Norville Shaggy Rogers: Huh, seemed longer. What do you say, guys? Let's go somewhere fun and unwind.
Frederick Herman Jones: I can't think of any place more fun than right here next to the Crystal Cove Museum of Archeology.
Velma Daisy Dinkley: I, for one, found the display on Aztec agriculture a-"Maize"-ing.
Frederick Herman Jones/Velma Daisy Dinkley: (laughing)
Frederick Herman Jones: Velma, that's good. "Maize" is what the Aztecs called corn.
Velma Daisy Dinkley: (chuckles) Yeah, it was the "corn"-er stone of Aztec agriculture.
Norville Shaggy Rogers: It's lucky we're standing out here, 'cause that joke belongs in a museum.
Daphne Ann Blake: I'm with Shaggy. Let's go somewhere fun for a vacation.
(Two kids appear)
Kid 1: How about three places each? Metropolis, Gotham City and Star City! Metropolis is home to Superman and the Daily Planet. There's also a shopping mall.
Daphne Ann Blake: Shopping mall?
Kid 1: Yep! Gotham City has a museum.
Velma Daisy Dinkley/Frederick Herman Jones: Museum?
Kid 2: Yep! Home of (deep voice) the Batman! (normal voice) Star City also has tasty food and it is the home of the Green Arrow.
Norville Shaggy Rogers/Scooby-Doo: Food?
Kid 1: Yep! They're the three cities protected by a group of heroes called the Justice League!
Kids: See ya!
(The kids leave)
Frederick Herman Jones: Well, gang. Looks like we're off for a vacation. First stop: Metropolis!
Mystery Incorporated: (cheering)
(Scene changes to the clubhouse)
(Hiccup takes Astrid's hand and pulls her outside of the clubhouse)
Astrid: Don't say anything. Before Batman came, I was being silly.
Hiccup: No, you weren't. If it wasn't for Batman, I should have noticed that necklace right away before him, but it's not about that. I've been taking you for granted. I have, and I realized that today. I couldn't have done any of this without you, Astrid, not the Dragon Riders, the Edge or the Justice League. You've always been there for me, and I want to always be there for you. I love you, Astrid Hofferson, with everything I have. And I always will.
Astrid Hofferson: [Astrid blushes] I love you, too. [Hiccup blushes] We don't have to be like them. I mean, we have a different kind of-- Oh!
(Hiccup kisses Astrid and takes her by surprise and they shared the most amazing and beautiful passionate kiss and then look at each other in a romantic way)
(Party music starts playing causing both Hiccup and Astrid to look at the screen in confusion)
(Scene changes back to the Batcave)
(The Justice League and the Teen Titans start goofing off causing Batman to clear his throat at them, which they chuckle sheepishly at him)
(Scene changes to Mystery Incorporated in the Mystery Machine on their way to Metropolis with the What’s New, Scooby-Doo? Theme song playing on the radio)
Velma Daisy Dinkley: Could we turn the music down? I'm trying to read the guidebook to Metropolis.
(Fred turns down the music)
Norville Shaggy Rogers: Who needs a guidebook for Metropolis? There's tall buildings and people and, uh... And that's it.
Velma Daisy Dinkley: Not so, there's a home of the Justice League called the Hall of Justice, the Metropolis shopping mall, and the Jewel of the Metropolis skyline called the Daily Planet. In Gotham there's Fox's donuts, Wayne Manor and the Gotham museum. In Star City, there's a Pier Amusement area and Lampert's milkshakes. There's actually quite a lot to do. I'm going to draw up a schedule to optimize our fun once we get there.
Daphne Ann Blake: You can't optimize fun, Velma. You just have fun.
Velma Daisy Dinkley: I beg to differ. We've already missed half a year. If we're going to cram a year of fun into six months, it's going to require some tight scheduling.
Frederick Herman Jones: Good thinking, Velma. You know, schedules are one of my favorite types of plans. Right up there with blueprints and building instructions.
Flash: LOOK OUT!!
(Fred changes lanes and avoids Flash)
Norville Shaggy Rogers: Oh, man. Like, that was a close one!
Scooby-Doo: Who was that?
Velma Daisy Dinkley: That was the Flash: The fastest man alive.
Daphne Ann Blake: He nearly hit us. Flash needs to slow down. But, I'm excited to see the Justice League.
Frederick Herman Jones: That's right, Daphne. We might even meet Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman, Cyborg and Green Lantern. This'll be great!
Daphne Ann Blake: I can't believe you've chosen three perfect places for a vacation instead of solving a mystery, Fred.
Frederick Herman Jones: What makes you say that?
Velma Daisy Dinkley: You named your van the "Mystery Machine".
Norville Shaggy Rogers: You and Velma just can't resist the spooky stuff. Just like how Scoob and I can't resist a cheeseburger.
Scooby-Doo: Or pizza.
Norville Shaggy Rogers: Or a hotdog
Scooby-Doo: Or a triple decker sandwich.
Norville Shaggy Rogers: With extra pickles!
Scooby-Doo: And mustard!
Norville Shaggy Rogers/Scooby-Doo: (giggle with excitement)
Norville Shaggy Rogers: Oh, man. I'm getting super hungry here.
Frederick Herman Jones: Keep your stomach full, Shaggy. We all know you and Scooby love donuts. I almost forgot about Central City: home of the Flash. That's our fourth vacation spot. After Metropolis, we're going to Gotham City! After that, Star City!
Daphne Ann Blake: Just as long as they've got plenty of sunshine.
Norville Shaggy Rogers: There is only one thing Scooby-Doo and I are hoping for this six month vacation. (singing) 🎵 I don't want no more ghouls or nothin' scary. No apparitions givin' me a fright! Don't want nothin' that I need to bury or creatures that go bumpin' in the night! 🎵
Daphne Ann Blake: (singing) 🎵 No poltergeists and nothin' supernatural. No giant beast that sneaks up from behind. 🎵
Norville Shaggy Rogers: (singing) 🎵 No ghosts that rattle chains. 🎵
Daphne Ann Blake: (singing) 🎵 Or things that eat your brains. 🎵
Norville Shaggy Rogers/Daphne Ann Blake: (singing) 🎵 No banshee witch that scares me outta my mind! 🎵
Mystery Incorporated: (singing) 🎵 We're finally on vacation! And goin' someplace new! 🎵
Scooby-Doo: (singing) 🎵 Rest and relaxation. 🎵
Mystery Incorporated: (singing) 🎵 Is all we're gonna do. 🎵
Frederick Herman Jones: (singing) 🎵 I don't want no zombies or kooks! My friends we're finally done with all them goblins and spooks that kept us on the run! 🎵
Velma Daisy Dinkley: (singing) 🎵 We're gonna be cool as cukes! Our monster days are through! No demonic beast and nothin' deceased. 🎵
Scooby-Doo: (singing) 🎵 It's time to relax. 🎵
Norville Shaggy Rogers: (singing) 🎵 And that's what we're gonna do. 🎵
Mystery Incorporated: (singing) 🎵 Doo doo doo doo doo doo. Doobie doop doop doop doop doop doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo doo doo. Doobie doop doop doo doo. 🎵
Velma Daisy Dinkley: (singing) 🎵 No more frown we're movin' down the road now. Keep that metal pedal to the floor. 🎵
Norville Shaggy Rogers: (singing) 🎵 We haven't got a clue, where we're headed to. 🎵
Frederick Herman Jones/Daphne Ann Blake/Velma Dinkley/Scooby-Doo: (singing) 🎵 But it's somewhere that we've never been before! Cruisin' down the highway. Free without a care. 🎵
Velma Daisy Dinkley: (singing) 🎵 It feels bizarre because there are no werewolves anywhere! 🎵
Frederick Herman Jones: (singing) 🎵 Don't want no dragons or freaks and no crazy evil sprites! I don't want no phantom that shrieks. Hauntin' us every night! 🎵
Daphne Anne Blake: (singing) 🎵 I don't want no Comic-Con geeks walkin' up out of the blue. 🎵
Velma Daisy Dinkley/Daphne Ann Blake: (singing) 🎵 Dressed like bats and seven foots rats. Chasin' me down and saying, "How do you do?" 🎵
Mystery Incorporated: (singing) 🎵 Doo doo doo doo doo doo. Doobie doop doop doop doop doop doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo doo doo. Doobie doop doop doo doo. 🎵
Norville Shaggy Rogers: (singing) 🎵 Lift your hand up high! Let it wave goodbye to them gremlins and monsters galore! 🎵
Norville Shaggy Rogers/ Daphne Ann Blake: (singing) 🎵 Tell them all we're gone 'cause we're movin' on and we ain't comin' back anymore! 🎵
Mystery Incorporated: (singing) 🎵 Doo doo doo doo doo doo. Doobie doop doop doop doop doop doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo doo doo. Doobie doop doop doo doo. 🎵
(Mystery Incorporated finally arrived in Metropolis)
(Two hours later)
(Scene changes to Metropolis daytime)
(Kai, Nya, Jay, Cole, Zane and Lloyd woke up, realizing that they’re not in Ninjago anymore)
Zane Julien: The Travellers Tea.
Coleman Cole Hence: It's like we're... No longer in Ninjago.
Nya Smith: The city's all white and all of the buildings look like... skyscrapers?
Jason Jay Gordon: Then... Where are we?
(Kai spots a sign saying Metropolis: Home of Superman.)
Kai Smith: Metropolis: Home of Superman?
Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon: Guys, I think I know where we are. Our new home world. Planet Earth.
(Movie ends and credits play. Scooby pops up in front of the screen.)
Scooby-Doo: Scooby-Dooby-Doo! (Laughs)